Saying yes...

I think thou doth protest too much...

Someone, who shall remain unnamed, has sent me a pair of squirrel trou... apparently worried that my squirrels might freeze their nuts off. A strange action to take considering this person claims to HATE squirrels...

Needless to say, the squirrels thank you. Now I just have to figure out how to get them on the squirrel. My brother suggested soaking peanuts in whiskey...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Update:

Transmutation...

I am going to leave my mark on this world by finding a way to turn mucous into money!

Oh wait... the Kleenex people already have.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!