Someone, who shall remain unnamed, has sent me a pair of squirrel trou... apparently worried that my squirrels might freeze their nuts off. A strange action to take considering this person claims to HATE squirrels...
Needless to say, the squirrels thank you. Now I just have to figure out how to get them on the squirrel. My brother suggested soaking peanuts in whiskey...
Update:
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You MUST take a picture of a peanut-beggin' squirrel in the window with the underpants next to him.
!!!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | February 12, 2013 at 10:40 AM
I was already planning on it thundra! But... I need to clean the window first. There are eight thousand squirrel footprints on it.
Posted by: Jennifer | February 12, 2013 at 10:45 AM
Tell them to wipe their paws!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | February 12, 2013 at 10:50 AM
on their underpants. Because squirrel mothers don't teach hygiene.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 12, 2013 at 11:09 AM
Who got the mail in? Because that had to be kinda funny too.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 12, 2013 at 11:12 AM
Grizzled did. He asked what I ordered from Archie McPhee's? I said I hadn't ordered anything since the holidays when I got a nephew something. I suggested maybe it was a catalog or something since it was in a large, flat envelope. Sometimes if the mail production line eats a catalog or something, they package it and resend it. Anyhow, I told him to open it. When he pulled them out... I KNEW! :)
Posted by: Jennifer | February 12, 2013 at 11:45 AM
Also, thank you. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | February 12, 2013 at 11:45 AM
yeah, I kind of telegraphed that one. I LOLed when you posted the link a couple of hours after I placed the order.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 12, 2013 at 11:59 AM
Sadly, Archie McPhee's charges for out-of-US delivery are prohibitive.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | February 12, 2013 at 01:55 PM
they do not have Squirrel Panties, though...
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 12, 2013 at 03:19 PM
THANK GOD!
Posted by: Jennifer | February 12, 2013 at 03:21 PM
My brother suggested soaking peanuts in whiskey...
That sounds like an excellent idea.
...wait, did he mean to give to the squirrels?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 12, 2013 at 08:59 PM
THIS squirrel is staring into my soul ALSO!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 12, 2013 at 09:53 PM
"Thou dost". Harumph.
You can't even rely on grammarzombies to pick up the errors anymore.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | February 13, 2013 at 05:03 AM
Did you lose sleep, bimler?
Posted by: Jennifer | February 13, 2013 at 05:40 AM
Squirrels in your pants
squirrels in your pants
lookin like a fool
with those squirrels in your pants
Posted by: fish | February 13, 2013 at 08:18 AM
they do not have Squirrel Panties, though...
WHEN WILL ARCHIE MCPHEE END ITS WAR AGAINST SQUIRREL WOMEN?
Posted by: Brando | February 13, 2013 at 08:20 AM
You can't even rely on grammarzombies to pick up the errors anymore.
Jennifer gets a mulligan. She's got squirrels to weasel into those little tiny BVDs.
Also, motto of the Empire: We disappoint EVERYONE!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 13, 2013 at 09:42 AM
lol @ Brando and fish
We disappoint EVERYONE!
I believe this is also my motto at painting class... Speaking of which, I must gird my mental loins.
Thanks for the mulligan.
Posted by: Jennifer | February 13, 2013 at 09:52 AM