Perhaps
they'd be better if they were encased in a hard candy shell... or,
served between two slabs o' shicken (it's how the boy, whom I babysat
for long ago, said it. "I want shicken and sheese!") Maybe if it was
Gummi Pork Rectum. Rectum??? Damn near killed 'em! I digress... All I
know is, my lamblets owe Uncle Pinko (a stranger who buys them candy) a
DoD... in the meantime... discuss!
No discussing "bone-in rectums" allowed
No discussing "bone-in rectums" allowed
in the meantime... discuss!
No discussing "bone-in rectums" allowed
Holy Mixed Message, Batman!
Nice weather we're having...
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | September 04, 2012 at 02:26 PM
No discussing "bone-in rectums" allowed
hmpf. Pre-banned.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | September 04, 2012 at 02:26 PM
Like rules have ever stopped either of you!!! Don't let bimler swoop in and take all of the glory... hole! Dear. Lord.
I'm disillusioned.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 04, 2012 at 02:28 PM
Bone-in?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | September 04, 2012 at 02:38 PM
Those are the GOP convention goers whose planes were delayed.
Posted by: Another Kiwi | September 04, 2012 at 02:40 PM
LOL @ AK. I think...
ZRM- fishbone??? This is a fishbone-free zone. Now you're banned.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 04, 2012 at 02:44 PM
I have a speedra link I've been saving...
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | September 04, 2012 at 02:56 PM
ever-banned.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | September 04, 2012 at 03:02 PM
IN-FUCKING-DEED!
Posted by: Jennifer | September 04, 2012 at 03:02 PM
Oh, sorry ZRM. I thought you were referring to thudnra. I was agreeing with him being ever banned...
Posted by: Jennifer | September 04, 2012 at 03:04 PM
How can you agree with zrm when you just banned him???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | September 04, 2012 at 03:09 PM
As Von would say... "My blog, my rules!" :)
Or... don't confuse me with the facts!
Posted by: Jennifer | September 04, 2012 at 03:14 PM
I promise to use this photograph the next time the subject of Jonah Goldberg comes up.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | September 04, 2012 at 03:35 PM
The smaller print on the labels reveals that they are 'inverted'. SO there are people out there with the job description of "Boneless Pork Rectum Inverter".
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | September 04, 2012 at 03:37 PM
I saw that... my mind was reeling with responses and then my better self said, "NO!"
I wish I could credit the photo. I lifted it from FB.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 04, 2012 at 03:40 PM
How can you agree with zrm when you just banned him?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Because he has never thrown down the spreedra gauntlet.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 04, 2012 at 03:51 PM
Who is this Von person?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | September 04, 2012 at 04:18 PM
Oh, sorry ZRM. I thought you were referring to thudnra. I was agreeing with him being ever banned...
I figured you were just effing at me again....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | September 04, 2012 at 04:19 PM
Let us know when you decide whether Pinko is Delicious or Disgusting.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | September 04, 2012 at 07:14 PM
:)
Posted by: Jennifer | September 04, 2012 at 07:18 PM
...or imaginary.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | September 04, 2012 at 08:27 PM
That is an AUTOMATIC push at least, presumably disgusting. What does Mandos say? Treyfe.
Posted by: Pinko Punko | September 04, 2012 at 09:14 PM
Perhaps they'd be better if they were encased in a hard candy shell... or, served between two slabs o' shicken (it's how the boy, whom I babysat for long ago, said it. "I want shicken and sheese!") Maybe if it was Gummi Pork Rectum. Rectum???
STUFFED.
Duh.
Posted by: Substance McGravitas | September 04, 2012 at 09:20 PM
What does Mandos say?
Isn't the flesh of swine, like, all rectum?
Posted by: Mandos | September 05, 2012 at 04:37 AM
Duh, indeed, Substance! It could be the new turducken! (see what I did there?? Huh? Huh?)
Hi Mandos!
Posted by: Jennifer | September 05, 2012 at 06:27 AM
Jennifer, why did you have four cartons of pork rectums delivered to your house?
Are you throwing a party?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | September 05, 2012 at 09:40 AM
It's part of that Hog Butcher to the World dealio... plus, they prevent leakage. I'm going to line my foundation with them.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 05, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Gonna need more than four cartons. You DON'T want to stretch your pork rectums that much.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | September 05, 2012 at 11:22 AM
AND!!! No using a nail gun! Do you know how hard it is to find good pork rectum adhesive? Even Grizzled was stumped.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 05, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Alrightie... I'm off. It's the start of wrangling season. I think I'm ready.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 05, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Do you know how hard it is to find good pork rectum adhesive?
...or even BAD pork rectum adhesive.
But I would use roofing membrane nails, the kind with the big flat washer attached. You can just drive 'em through the big grommet-hole that each rectum has.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | September 05, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Note to self: Jennifer's basement could be the arsehole of the universe.
Posted by: Another Kiwi | September 05, 2012 at 02:38 PM
I was about to agree with AK until I realized... if my basement were the arsehole of the universe, shit would be flowing out and not in...
Posted by: Jennifer | September 05, 2012 at 04:17 PM
These are a prime ingredient in hotdogs.
Posted by: Big Bad Bald Bastard | September 05, 2012 at 06:28 PM
Lips and assholes! :)
Posted by: Jennifer | September 05, 2012 at 06:32 PM
Are you throwing a party?
You may need to borrow a trebuchet...
Previous Word-verf was "Shgyti substance". Hmmm.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | September 05, 2012 at 06:33 PM
Er some one started to tell me about men dancing when I just came to this site and I was only interested in inverted rectums.
MADAM!
Posted by: Another Kiwi | September 05, 2012 at 08:17 PM
O the mendancity.
Posted by: Substance McGravitas | September 06, 2012 at 01:57 PM
OMFG
Posted by: Kathleen | September 12, 2012 at 01:30 AM