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May 18, 2012

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I'm surprised the dogs put up with furnace guy.

My dad is having the upstairs floors refinished in June, I might be dogsitting in W.V. again.

Theda would be giving them hell...
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They spaz initially, but then decide sleeping on furniture is a much better activity. They'll spaz again when a really good grunt comes through the vent, or if he goes back to his van. I think because I'm not spazzing, they're not spazzing. I'm only spazzing on the inside.

GET. OUT.

:)

I decided it's Friday afternoon. I'm having a beer.

Dear. Lord. Those last grunts sounded really constipated. All I could think of was Tom Arnold in and Mike Meyers in Austin Powers... "Who does #2 work for?? You show him who's boss!"

I am trying to figure out where I can go for lunch to have a beer myself.

Who does #2 work for??

ROFL

You can come here, Kathleen! I'll make you lunch AND serve you a beer! PLUS!!! You can hear echoing swearing and grunting throughout the house!

I might be dogsitting in W.V. again.

Theda would be giving them hell...

I'll call you, thundra, and you can think I'm the fax from Colorado. :)

Perhaps you should consider a new career in dogsitting!

YL just got home and after a bit said, "Mom? What are those noises??"

I said, "He's showing #2 who's boss..."

I want to talk to you about ducts.

LOL! I totally forgot that. Unfortunately, we did NOT go with Central Services. We went with "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker & Tits"!!

A reputable partnership.

Present for Jennifer!!

It's been one of those weeks... I could use a present, and yet I'm hesitant to click...

LOL!

MY BGB thanks you.

Oh, you didn't like the crazy Russki kids climbing the bridge superstructure?

*sad*
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I LAHVED it thudnra... watched it 20 million times!! Because, as you know, I LOVE heights! It only would have been better had it been a GIANT SPEEDRA doing base jumping! LOL!!!

Speedras do base jumping, relative to their size.

They are very resourceful.
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Thanks, thudnra... that was reassuring...

I have two facade inspections coming up, just got a bid for a 120 foot boom to do them. One is only six stories, so it's only about 80 feet tall; the other one is nine stories.

Wheee!

I am here to help, Jennifer.

And zrm is merely keeping up the facades.

(Don't forget to tip your waitress.)
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LOL @ thundra.

ZRM- I was thinking of you on the way home from dropping off lamblets. We drove past a huge lot that once had a home that was in foreclosure forEVER. I knew someone was going to grab that place, just for the lot, and do something HEINOUS. And they did. There is the ugliest faux castle/prison/craptastic thing going up. ARGH! I want enough moola so that I can inflict my subtle weirdnesses upon the world instead of those ASSHOLES with a bundle, inflicting their gagtastic taste upon us.

Oh wow! Another FAUX-FUCKING CASTLE! If you want a castle, BUILD ONE! Don't build a crappy piece of shit that costs a zillion dollars and looks like crap!

Sorry.

I need help, thundra.

on the way home from dropping off lamblets

I trust no bridges were involved.

No... no bridges involved, other than the ones I saw after dropping the lamblets off at their destination... the faux-fucking bridges that worked with the faux-fucking castle... merely bridges for effect.

Neighbours have a castle? You need a TREBUCHET.

Tell them to stop, In The Name Of Love, Jennifer.
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:). Now that thought made me laugh...

Wait... My emoticon has a mole!

Call the dawgs!

They'll get 'em.
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Oops. I was laughing at the thought of a trebuchet, but thundra snuck in... And also made me laughs. Yes, stop in the name of architectural love!

You know, I don't begrudge anyone building what they want... I just wish some of it had a little more imagination... a little more subtle surprise. The ol' drywall castle is getting old.

Here they're called monster houses. After their occupants.

Pinko has gone on a ramPunkorage.

3Bulls!

D or D?

Celebrity Dream Cameo

Song of the Day
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I just wish some of it had a little more imagination... a little more subtle surprise.

Hmpf. Too bad I am no good at subtlety.

Have you asked the furnace guy what is he building in there?

ZRM- I was thinking of you on the way home from dropping off lamblets. We drove past a huge lot that once had a home that was in foreclosure forEVER. I knew someone was going to grab that place, just for the lot, and do something HEINOUS. And they did. There is the ugliest faux castle/prison/craptastic thing going up

oooo, thank you. I am inextricably linked in Jennifer's mind with awful architecture.

Yeah, cuz we know I wasn't thinking about how much better you could have done with that lot...

Here we go.

Heck, I'm a bargain. I would only charge 25 million to design a billion dollar house you can't sleep in.

A bargain!

I should take a photo of the house before anyone lives in it and send you a copy. You'll see a GINORMOUS brick rectangle with some "castle stones" thrown in random places.

barf.

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