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Why should the USA be alone in hanging its head in shame? Hmmm? Our neighbors to the north have their own reasons... wrapped in scary, pelvic-thrusting, saggy pleather. Enjoying that smoothie NOW, Laura?? Hmmm???
This blog is over its limit for pleather postings... if it disappears, oh well...
1:20 is just a horrifying moment... You can't UNSEE it... EVER!!!
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 09:30 AM
I've seen it, yet I can't look away.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | May 30, 2012 at 09:41 AM
Watching this is like self-flagellation.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 09:44 AM
I'm supposed to be preparing for class, but nooooo, I'm just sitting here, horrifying myself... again and again.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 09:45 AM
Lol at the "pants are for losers" tag.
Here's a present.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | May 30, 2012 at 09:51 AM
nicely played, Jennifer.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 09:52 AM
Here's a present.
AHHHHH!!! At least it's not moving...
What next?? A poster sent to my home??
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Celine and Geddy, showing up in person to duet on "Mr. Roboto".
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Now who's banned???
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 10:19 AM
You might not believe how many different songs I considered and discarded as the perfect duet for them.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 10:26 AM
This seemed like a no-brainer since Geddy was already in it.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 10:32 AM
First of all, what happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas Jennifer!
And secondly, bitch please.. the REAL villan in all this was obviously Anastacia. Who, according to Wikipedia, is an AMERICAN singer/songwriter.
God dammit! There is no limit to the length you American's will go to smear the good name of Celine! I mean look at her! Air guitaring her tiny little french heart out.
The ungratitude astounds me.
((Hugs))
Laura
Posted by: Laura Chiaramida | May 30, 2012 at 11:06 AM
And!!!!!!
I really hope that you weren't making fun of our "Take off" song!!!!
Jeezbus!
((Hugs))
Laura
Posted by: Laura Chiaramida | May 30, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Air guitaring her tiny little french heart out.
LOL!!
Make fun of Celine rocking out?? Sure... But make fun of Bob and Doug McKenzie??
NEVAH!!!!
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:11 AM
I was going to post the Karl Rove rap-dancing video to say that it was worse than Celine's air guitaring sweaty short-pants pleather dancing, but....it wasn't.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 11:12 AM
I was going to post the Karl Rove rap-dancing video to say that it was worse than Celine's air guitaring sweaty short-pants pleather dancing
Boy... the thought of sweaty, saggy pleather is bad, but I saw Karl... he may have won the horrifying contest.
I think we've had enough carnage here today. I have to head off to teach open minds and willing souls...
I'll call you, when I have no class...
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:15 AM
upon reflection, I think Imma apologize to Laura for bringing up the Celine AC/DC cover.
I guess I am still scarred from when fish first posted it, and was lashing out. Sorry.
Bob and Doug, though? I even liked their movie!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 11:16 AM
...that's right, I am Blaming Fish.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 11:16 AM
I like Bob and Doug! I apologize for linking them, even mentally, with Squaline. It's just you said, "Geddy"... and since we were talking of duets... I'd even watch Bob and Doug if they were wearing Squaline's pants.
I think your new blog should be named, Blaming Fish: An Empire of the Senseless Production.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:20 AM
It's so much nicer without word verification on...
I have to leave in 35 minutes... who's coming with me???
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Had fish been decent (I know...) he would have left us all the keys and we could have had our way with what was left of his blog.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Thank gawd YouTube is now recommending TONS of Celine videos.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:23 AM
NOTE TO SELF: I should know better than to search for one of my posts, and try to narrow it down by using the term, "fish"... Not much help...
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Good luck with the batsies!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | May 30, 2012 at 11:27 AM
I have to leave in 35 minutes... who's coming with me???
I'm already gone.
Hmpf. I have robotics tonight, can't even get into the office rum.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 11:27 AM
NOTE TO SELF: I should know better than to search for one of my posts, and try to narrow it down by using the term, "fish"... Not much help...
Right? It's like searching one of my blogs for 'Mekons'....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Right? It's like searching one of my blogs for 'Mekons'....
Crazy typepad didn't limit the search to "fish" being used in the title... it gave me every post that had fish in the title, body, or comment section. I may as well just look at my entire archives.
I did, however, find this!!! Most of the videos we linked to have now been blessedly blocked!
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Good luck with the batsies!
Thank you, thundra! We're having a b-day party for one of them at snacktime, so the mood should be jovial!
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Oooo! Celine and Geddy could do "Carry On Wayward Son"!
Or else maybe "Tubthumping".
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 11:34 AM
I forgive ALL of you for your thoughtless behaviour in here today.
Forgiven but, not forgotten.
Your welcome America. :)
((Hugs))
Laura
Posted by: Laura Chiaramida | May 30, 2012 at 11:35 AM
And of course I actually meant to write..
"You're welcome America"
Posted by: Laura Chiaramida | May 30, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Nice save. You know Grammar Zombie was drooling in the wings...
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:39 AM
I forgive ALL of you for your thoughtless behaviour in here today.
I hope Laura doesn't visit Jennifer's linked comment thread.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 11:46 AM
LOL! But as I said, at least most of the videos have been disabled. Fish probably blew up YouTube as well.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Oh! Wait!
Geddy and Celine could do "We Built This City".
ack. I just grossed MYSELF out.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 11:56 AM
I think you should ban yourself on principle...
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Jennifer, why do you think I have to keep starting new blogs?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Confession Time ♪
I actually cannot stand Celine Dion.
Now, off to visit the linked comment thread. ;)
Posted by: Laura Chiaramida | May 30, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Oh, Laura.
You obviously have been hanging out with a bad sort.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Laugh if you like; our anthem is still a billion times cuter than yours.
Posted by: Substance McGravitas | May 30, 2012 at 12:47 PM
I thought that a "Canadian Shame" was a cocktail made with Clamato and steak seasoning.
Posted by: B^4 | May 30, 2012 at 01:09 PM
Laugh if you like; our anthem is still a billion times cuter than yours.
You can't fool me, I know the Canadian national anthem is "Fantasy" by Aldo Nova.
Posted by: B^4 | May 30, 2012 at 01:11 PM
it would still be better than ours, BBBB.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 01:17 PM
uh-oh.
I went spelunking in Jennifer's archives, and discovered that I neglected to send her a picture of my hand(s) when she asked for them. No wonder she hates me.
Leave the past be, is my advice. It is restless.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 01:53 PM
I heard that...
I believe you said your old avatar was your handprint.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 02:50 PM
Thanks for the ear worm, Substance...
LOL @ B^4 and his Canadian Shame cocktail.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 03:55 PM
Hmm, looks like the other comment thread ran Laura off... surprise!
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 03:55 PM
Hey, what happened to batsies class?
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | May 30, 2012 at 04:19 PM
It's over for the day, thundra... why??
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 04:21 PM
And... I'm having a post-class brew...
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 04:21 PM
Ahh!
Time flies like the wind, and fruit flies like bananas, and such as.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | May 30, 2012 at 04:30 PM
I am also guilty of having left a comment during class... I deducted the 2 minutes from my pay.
Posted by: Jennifer | May 30, 2012 at 04:35 PM
No comment left behind, Jennifer.
Posted by: Zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 08:23 PM
Evidently Canada leads the world in murderous necrophiliac porn stars.
I'll call you, when I have no class...
That will never happen, Jennifer.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | May 30, 2012 at 09:40 PM
Evidently Canada leads the world in murderous necrophiliac porn stars.
No doubt this will be used in their new tourism campaign!
I'll call you, when I have no class...
That will never happen, Jennifer.
I'm stuck with the bats for eternity... or until I turn into one, in which case, I'll still be stuck. :)
B^4- I woke up this morning with Aldo Nova's, Fantasy playing in my head. After cursing the ear worm, I remembered who was to blame...
Posted by: Jennifer | May 31, 2012 at 07:29 AM
We built this city, Jennifer.
Just saying it could have been worse.
(incidentally, I have seen Aldo Nova. Alpine Valley, I think, opening for Blue Oyster Cult maybe?)
Posted by: Zombie rotten mcdonald | May 31, 2012 at 07:36 AM
Did it involve leopard pantsuits?
Posted by: Jennifer | May 31, 2012 at 07:38 AM
probably. Pleather hadn't been invented yet.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 31, 2012 at 09:19 AM
Pleather hadn't been invented yet.
Oh, it had been invented... it was just called naugahyde. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | May 31, 2012 at 09:33 AM
Canadian Shame.
I've been hearing that song all through this thread.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 31, 2012 at 09:35 AM
I knew what song that was before I clicked it.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | May 31, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Dilettante 201.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | May 31, 2012 at 12:56 PM
I knew what song that was before I clicked it.
I had a selection of videos to choose from, but no official Al TV ones.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 31, 2012 at 03:27 PM
Required Zombie Music Interlude:
I have seen Weird Al three times at Summerfest. All three times featured rain/thunderstorms. I missed seeing him at the Pabst Theater, although I had third row seat, as I wanted to see Trampled By Turtles at Turner Hall the same night; Wife Sublime and Young Zombie rocked the Pabst.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 31, 2012 at 03:30 PM
Dilettante 201.
I never got the pre-requisites for that class.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 31, 2012 at 03:32 PM
B^4- I woke up this morning with Aldo Nova's, Fantasy playing in my head. After cursing the ear worm, I remembered who was to blame...
Can't you see, it's your crazy life, so don't blame big B.
Posted by: Big Bad Bald Bastard | May 31, 2012 at 06:21 PM
:)
Posted by: Jennifer | May 31, 2012 at 06:22 PM
Aww.
Posted by: Substance McGravitas | June 01, 2012 at 01:26 AM
I thought this was the Canadian National Anthem?
Posted by: Brando | June 01, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Also, new Rush album June 12, or what I'm calling "Pants Off Dance Off Day."
Posted by: Brando | June 01, 2012 at 10:41 AM
After watching the Celine video again, getting one's face eaten by a complete stranger doesn't seem so bad.
Posted by: Brando | June 01, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Yes, this thread definitely needs more Rush content.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | June 01, 2012 at 11:07 AM
WTF, Geddy? No Milwaukee stop on the first leg of the tour?
...I pre-ordered the albumin anyway. I'm so easy.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | June 01, 2012 at 01:09 PM
They made that decision before Esquire named Milwaukee "Bar City of the Year."
Posted by: Brando | June 01, 2012 at 02:13 PM
Speaking of more Rush content, this is from the documentary outtakes and pretty damn hilarious. For guys who write 20-minute dystopian epics in odd time signatures, they are pretty light-hearted.
Posted by: Brando | June 01, 2012 at 02:19 PM
They made that decision before Esquire named Milwaukee "Bar City of the Year."
of the CENTURY.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | June 01, 2012 at 03:11 PM