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I was wondering if it was that gawd-forsaken sandy, clammy crap... but then I thought maybe it's the juice of a more viscous cranberry. Either way... cheers!
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If i am not banned, as yet:
the professional says: "I can dump this out and fill it up with tequila and/or vodka!"
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | April 27, 2012 at 05:47 PM
We only ban ourselves, ZRM.
As for filling it up with vodka... only if it's not cake vodka. That'd just be stupid.
Posted by: Jennifer | April 27, 2012 at 05:50 PM
Me: I could put that glass on my head and dance around the room!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | April 27, 2012 at 06:12 PM
Related
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | April 27, 2012 at 06:12 PM
Don't forget the leeches at the bottom!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | April 27, 2012 at 06:19 PM
I hate tomato flavored margaritas.
Posted by: fish | April 27, 2012 at 06:39 PM
Engineer: That glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Also that typeface is Optima which is only semi-appropriate. Ideally the top-left paragraph would have been in Pessima.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | April 27, 2012 at 08:58 PM
HDB!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Pinko Punko | April 27, 2012 at 09:00 PM
IF that's his real name, Pinko...
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | April 27, 2012 at 10:21 PM
If you say the glass is just right and drink the contents you may wind up being eaten by The Three Alcoholics.
Posted by: Substance McGravitas | April 27, 2012 at 10:50 PM
This anti-Clamato aggression will not stand!
Posted by: B^4 | April 28, 2012 at 06:33 AM
B^4... I must confess I have never even had Clamato... but don't think I can bring myself to. As I've mentioned before, I always imagine a foam of scum on the top, sand in the bottom, and maybe a leech or two. :-P I like clams, I like tomato juice... I'm just not sure I want clam juice in my tomato juice... poured from a bulging, gurgling bottle...
LOL @ hdb and SMcG.
Posted by: Jennifer | April 28, 2012 at 06:41 AM
I thought it was a crazy idea too, Jennifer.
Until I tried it.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | April 28, 2012 at 07:49 AM
You sound like the Devil, thunder!!
Yes, just try it... Just tryyyyyyyy it!!! Come on! A leetle won't hurt! Oh, it's so simple... just take a sip! A teeeeeeeny sip... so small, it's like you're not even drinking it...
AND THEN??
BLAMMO!!!
HOOKED. FOR. LIFE!
On sandy, clammy foaminess......... And selling all of your earthly possessions for one more droplet of scummy clam juice, mixed with BOTULISM! HA!
Posted by: Jennifer | April 28, 2012 at 08:09 AM
I can see it's working.
;-)
Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | April 28, 2012 at 08:16 AM
Don't buy the prefab, mix clam juice and spicy tomato juice. Amazing.
Posted by: fish | April 28, 2012 at 08:17 AM
I'm sorry... even though I know clams are tasty, the thought of mixing clam juice into anything sounds WRONG.
Yeah... just put a little clam juice in that frosting! Yeah! Or how about a little clam juice in that milkshake! There's some, on the windowsill... it's been sitting there for days! It'll be REALLY good! Mmmmmm.
Posted by: Jennifer | April 28, 2012 at 08:24 AM
Why do you think they call 'em clam cakes???
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | April 28, 2012 at 08:28 AM
Mmm, ,A href="http://www.emersons.co.nz/news/54/Emerson-s-Southern-Clam-Stout">clam squeezins.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | April 28, 2012 at 07:56 PM
Feck. Need moar coffee.
clam squeezins.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | April 28, 2012 at 07:56 PM
ROFL
Posted by: Kathleen | April 29, 2012 at 02:44 PM