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April 21, 2012

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also I'm exhausted this is the best I could do.

Randomized facts might make me sleepy.
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random fact: Typepad will show you the number of comments on the post if you're on the main page.
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THAT IS NOT A FACT it wasn't working for me. I had to close out of the page and open a new one and come back to this site.

that is how hard I worked!!@!!! don't forget I only have use of 9 fingers too

OMG RANDOM FACT: COMMUNITY JUST REFERENCED ZARDOZ

someone hold me the recursion is scary

K- you are grossing me out with your Hot Lazy Saturday Ronald. That sounds soooooo TUSTOSAN

I literally am about to hand count the comments on this thread.

1. Copy text of page and paste into word processor of change.
2. Run Global Search to change every occurrence of "Posted by" into "Zardoz".
3. Read the number of replacements.

Alternatively, change every occurrence of "Kathleen" into "Bad Ronald".

A Hot Lazy Nine-Fingered Bad Ronald

Oh. Dear.

The mind reels...

I see Kathleen has been busy!! LOL!

And while she was doing a lazy-ass, nine-fingered Bad Ronald... I was surrounded by hipster unicorns with black glasses on. Did it make them hip?? No, it made them bad... and worse than that, they wanted to be bad.

All blogging formats should come with a Zardoz option so we can easily see comment counts, and can easly get to ALL comments... unlike Blogger which now blocks you at 200, unless you said more. And then there's WP which goes all pear-shaped and doesn't fully count all comments. Yes, there needs to be a Zardoz option. End of story... but not the end of the thread.

Thank you, K!

You made my morning.

"How was your morning?

"Oh, it was fine! I was enjoying a A Hot Lazy Nine-Fingered Bad Ronald!"

:)

Filthbot is in its heaven and all is right with the world!

Also, I believe I saw a B^4 comment in here somewhere... or maybe it was on my phone. Anyhow, yes, very pretty song.

Jennifer, it was so hostessly of you to leave a pitcher of wine slushies for Kathleen!

LOL!

What a funny thought. That would be fun if we could leave stuff for people who stop by and visit.

Good morning!
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Hello thundra... Shun anyone today?

Not yet.

There's still time.
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Don't believe him, Jennifer! He shined the shun on me already this Sunday morning!

:)

From now on, we'll have to call him Shunder!

iftheshundradontgetya

Oops, I forgot embellishments...

iftheshunderdontgetya™³²®©

Good Morning, Shundra!

lol @ shundra!!

lol!
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Well, it IS Shunday....

I feel the need to mention that for a couple of comments there, Kathleen was referring to it as a Lazy Ronald.... She corrected herself, but I wanted to mildly shun her for it. Also, Rollie Fingers? What decade is this? And did they just paint over his Brewer uniform?

Some of us Zardoz for the thrill of it, not the count....

Well, it IS Shunday....

LOL!

Duh!

Kathleen was referring to it as a Lazy Ronald

But she was referring to her approach.

Yeah, she wasn't feeling like doing much beyond 70... so I can see the Lazy Ronald.

She did manage to pull it out though. As BG said, thank gawd we left the wine slushies!

Oh my gawd. I had to look at an old image of Rollie... boy, if that doesn't take you back.

The lamblets were looking at a photo this morning of my brothers, father, and a b-i-l... taken during the 70's... all with HUGE staches. They were like, "WTF??" :)

Of course, they also freak out when they see the shorts the Celtics wore in the 70's.

I bet shundra is wearing his bell bottoms today... just because. He's shunning the straight leg jeans.

I'm not buying the Kathleen defense.

If we can't maintain accurate Zardoz terminology, where will we be?

Answer me that, Shunnifer!

Sounds like the Lamblets are kind of easily freaked out....

If we can't maintain accurate Zardoz terminology, where will we be?

But the comment threads seem to live on improvising and extrapolating... and then beating it into the ground. I stand by K's call on teh Lazy.

I especially stand by her A Hot Lazy Nine-Fingered Bad Ronald!

Sounds like the Lamblets are kind of easily freaked out....

Not anymore than any kid is by things of the generations that have come before.

If you've never seen how SHORT basketball shorts can be... those do look crazy. Of course most of the basketball shorts today look kind of crazy in that they're more of a manpri.

I especially stand by her A Hot Lazy Nine-Fingered Bad Ronald!

Yeah, that was appropriate, agreed.

Imma still throwing a flag on the Lazy Ronald.

If you've never seen how SHORT basketball shorts can be.

Never. Never worn them, either.

and then beating it into the ground.

Based on the play we saw last night, I will beat Lazy Ronald into the ground with a steel pipe.

Based on the play we saw last night, I will beat Lazy Ronald into the ground with a steel pipe.

Why should that be any different?

:)

LOL @ "Shunday" !!

I guess I forgot the lonk.

I think I deserve and assist for helping push K along in the Lazy Ronald, thanks to some conveniently timed insomnia.
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Jennifer, I told The Skimster about how the lamblets feel about 70s basketball shorts. We both cracked up. They were totally short!!

Hot pants!!

Why should that be any different?

Ouch.

Fine. Lazy Ronald it is. Hmpf.

Yeah, I read your 4 comments, Shundra... they truly were lazy. Granted, it was the middle of the night, but still...

Random fact!
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BG- they were! For some reason, I always think of the Celtics, but maybe those shorts just seemed shorted because the bright green showed up so much. Their floor also seems quintessentially "basketbally" to me. :)

the Celtics were lazy.

Dr. J.
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I used to have John Havlicek's autograph. Might still be in a box in my mom's basement. His, along with THE WHOLE CAVS TEAM from the Miracle of Richfield era.

Let me clarify: Not a random piece of poster board with all the Cavs' autographs that I bought at some store.

However many tiny pieces of individual paper, each autograph gotten one at a time, using my 14 year old massive strategy skillz to acquire each one, game after game after game...

However many tiny pieces of individual paper, each autograph gotten one at a time, using my 14 year old massive strategy skillz to acquire each one, game after game after game...

:)

That sounds awesome.

Correction: 1976, 12 not 14.

It was, Jennifer! I LOVED THAT TEAM!

And lol @ "the Celtics were lazy." :)

They STUNK!

They STUNK!

But they did rock the short shorts.

LOL

I was just thinking about begging my parents to take me to those games. And we went to so many! Only a select few could even think to do something like that now, just have fun and get autographs. It would now cost thousands of dollars to do such a thing.

Sad random fact.

Wonder how much tickets were back then? $10 - 15? I know Blossom tickets were $5 a concert! $5! I saw practically anybody you could name for $5.

I re-read my last comment and feel as though I should change my screen name.

I remember that commercial, Jennifer. No wonder the religious right gained power in the 80s. They were probably freaking out from 1968 on.

LOL @ your last 2 comments!

I knew someone would post the Shorts Shorts commercial...
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How do we know you really knew that, shunder?

I knew someone would post the Shorts Shorts commercial...

Shunone had to, shundra.

Saying all of these sh's is making me feel like I've been drinking.

Blame it on PP, Jennifer! Another thing to shun him for.

Since my comments will be mocked and shunned no matter what I say, I just want to chime in and say that that Shins album is really very good, especially for the RANDOM FACT that the singer and songwriter for the band, James Mercer, came pretty close to just not doing the Shins anymore.

Random Fact: My repellent neighbor threw a metal rusted out trashcan in my shrubberies recently.

Also, there are several people in the neighborhood with medium-size dogs who do not pick up their dog shit from our front lawn.

More random facts: I had a pretty dog-shit intensive afternoon.

You get machines to make up the random facts.

bright fairy: ancient rigidity of thought
psychotherapy: my historic ceramicist's white girl
slow alternation: the toad of primate
psychoanalysis: the skill of humanity
important pride: the facade of offshoot
ontology: brazen buxom semantics for waists
realism: the splash of a chaos theory
shrug: frail insane semantics for noses
ode: the eccentricity of predestination
metaphoric literary theory: atheoretical memory
fate: the island of laziness
game: political pond's peachy protestation
simplicity: the cogitation of Elvis Presley
situationism: psychological fragile mirroring for dips
quotation: neurological quotation's quick queen
infinity: the x-ray of Elvis Presley
post-revolutionary candor: the interactive thief's bland communism
dawn: quarrelsome laughter's luxurious loudness
horror: the manouevre of color
reversal: the revolution of metaphysics
massive reversal: pataphysical doom
evolutionary theory: the situated parable
id: high harpsichord's high havoc
floor: your Picassoesque John Kennedy's competitive opacity
evil: the teleology of theology
terror: the decade of an anticlimax
constancy: a zingy zoo's zebra
bigotry: the psychoanalysis of Paul McCartney

I'm trying to choose my favorite. Hard choice.

Sorry about your repellent neighbor, ZRM.

post-revolutionary candor: the interactive thief's bland communism

vs.

floor: your Picassoesque John Kennedy's competitive opacity

Get Janusnode to pick up the dogshit and the neighbors detritus from my yards and bushes, and you'll have something, Substance.

in the meantime, you flog JanusNode like you're sleeping with it.

Random Fact: Heartless Bastards, Squeeze, and Joy Formidable are all playing at Summerfest this year.

shunbie rotten shundonald is shunning Shunstance McShunitas.
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that list is what some conversations with 3 yros are like

shrug: frail insane semantics for noses

WIN

also /bow
I accept the accolades for last night's activities. Blame Chelsea and Arsenal for not scoring.

and /clap for Shundra whose timely insomnia comment spurred me to the finnish line

Sorry about your repellent neighbor, ZRM.

I call him Lazy Ronald.

in the meantime, you flog JanusNode like you're sleeping with it.

It's like some bizarre Mekons addiction.

Awesome random facts... now if only they had been one per comment. :)

Shunstance McShunitas

:)

Is Janusnode an inside thing? I must be an outsider now!

I know the Mekons thing. I'm inside that loop.

Didn't know about a couple of things Kathleen was talking about last night.

I associate Janusnode w/Substance. As for Kathleen, are you sure she knew everything she was talking about? :)

truer words, J...

the difference is I AM sleeping with the Mekons....

I accept the accolades

Life gave Kathleen accols.

It's 2 A.M. again...
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Oh no... sounds like sleep is shunning you.

Someone knock out ITTDGY with the shun-gun.

I'm once again awake.

But I won't get food again.
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Ruby Tuesday
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beautiful video of illustrator painting: http://youtu.be/qCHoUZHcK9Q

That was awesome... gave me goosebumps.

it's spelled shudner


now I'm so confused.

If we can't maintain accurate Zardoz terminology

Okay, now that is funny. That's like saying if we can add another 50% ass to 3 bulls.

Ingredients in a Lazy Ronald:

1 part cake vodka
1 part coffee aquavit
1 part cherry cough syrup
a dash of agnostic bitters
salt and pepper to taste

Ingredients in a Lazy Ronald:

1 part cake vodka
1 part coffee aquavit
1 part cherry cough syrup
a dash of agnostic bitters
salt and pepper to taste

Served up with a heaping dose of poor judgment.

LOL

I'm taking it.

Hurry.

MINE!!!

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