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December 29, 2011

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She misspelled "HALPING".

If EL wanted to be *really* helpful she would bring you a snack. Still wriggling but wrapped up in a silk cocoon.

SO AWESOME!
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Related to h.d.b.'s interests.
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Perhaps we should put off eating Jennifer for now.

So, did you ground her?

Well played, EL. Well played indeed.

Very cool! It's like a family blogging affair over here!

Happy New Year's Eve Eve, Saying Yes Family!

At least she didn't say that you were some great pig. :)

((Hugs))
Laura

LOL@ Laura.

Laura... since you're fairly new, let me break out the explaining voice and tell you that I am deathly afraid of speedras... and most of my blog friends know this, causing them to put up speedra posts that are tagged, "Helping Jennifer". Ironically, Charlotte's Web was one of my favorite childhood books...

For example.

Actually, I am rather proud of this one.

And I believe this was my response to the one you are rather proud of... and then I got a bunch of email asking me what was wrong!?!

Needs moar animation.

I'd be happy to act it out for you, fish. :)

I don't think I have ever done a speedra post. Wife Sublime has the same issue, so it's probably the one place where I don't go (DON'T misspell a word though!@). Many smooshed speedras on my part. She gets kind of squicked. though, when I do it with my bare hand.

She gets kind of squicked. though, when I do it with my bare hand.

You said that on purpose... that's just as bad as a speedra post.

Note to self...
Do NOT let these a-holes know your fear! :P

(fish, you are awesome though... just sayin)

(fish, you are awesome though... just sayin)

Oh dear... and we just got his head deflated enough for the rest of us to fit back in here and there you going, filling it all up again.

Haha.

I blamed fish for the "Helping Jennifer" speedra bizness, but never hit submit before the culprit showed up.

I walked my dad's dog to the lake, instead.
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fish used to help me a lot... he also used to put up bad double entendre ads that fell under the "Helping Jennifer" tag. I think there was also a lot of "explaining voice" that fell under the same tag, including a Dr. fish explains why magnets don't kill watches. He's still WRONG!

I'm now trying to remember why this one was supposed to be helpful to me... It seems it's only helpful to fish... not every library story has a happy ending.

And of course, fish, long ago, blew up all comments that might have left a trail. Now he can feign innocence. Pffft. We know better.

Yes, Laura, be afraid, be very afraid.

thundra- what kind of pooch does your father have? Does he own those glorious wolfhounds?

Dr. fish explains why magnets don't kill watches

I explained how magnets can be used to travel into the past. But only with Dora the Explora watches.

LOL! That's right. I forgot about that.

I also still can't believe you fish-handled them like that and then RETURNED THEM!

HAVE YOU NO SHAME??

I'm now trying to remember why this one was supposed to be helpful to me

I believe that was a demonstration of how anything can be turned into a double entendre. Even a library card.

No, I remember that, but there was moar... something else blogwise that was semi-related.

But only with Dora the Explora watches.

GAH! I forgot the results of my own experiment. It was a DIEGO digital watch and that wouldn't time travel...

Geeze, fish! You're not aging well, are you...

It sure would be nice if we had had comments to go with those old posts... sigh.

Also, I thought the cheesy ads were under Helping Jennifer, but alas, they were not. I think they were merely filthbot bait.

I'm still trying to figure out what that crumb was that showed up between 5:24 and 5:30 (Merona time).

fish must have been multi-tasking and doing a DoD as well.

Jennifer, he used to have a wolfhound, but that dog has joined the others in doggy heaven.

Current dog is from a W.V. pet shelter and is the famous "shepherd-weiler."
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Yay for saving a pound hound!

Does it look more shepherdy or more weilery?

You be the judge...here's Theta.
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What a baby!! Her head looks like my very first dog! Also a mutt... Shepherd and something else we were never sure of, although I'm guessing no Rottweiler since she was only about 60lbs.

How old is she? And how big?? I was thinking she didn't look like she was done growing, but when I saw the legs and paws, maybe she is. I keep forgetting not every pooch is the beefmaster like my retriever.

She's around 90 pounds, I think (I could be wrong), and at least 5 years old.

The shelter described her as a 'shepherd mix', and the first vet my parents took her to said 'oh, you've got a rottie!'
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I think I love Theta.

Does your Dad wanna trade for an Orange Black Mouth Cur?

"Beefmaster"

LOL


Snag might want that as his title. Maybe Porkmaster, although that goes in a different direction and zombie should just shut up now.

She's 90lbs! No way! Look at those fragile little legs and paws! Can you take another photo with something for scale besides the earth?? She must be taller than I'm thinking. Again, I think it's the angle of the photo. She's a pretty dog though. She is a she, right??

Also, I could see "rottie" with that blockhead. :)It's a cute blockhead, but it's a blockhead.

Geeze, fish! You're not aging well, are you...

Did you mean Geezerfish?

Yeah, I'm not sure Snag wants to be Porkmaster. :)

Geezerfish

:)

Which also makes me think of how tight fish says he is... tight and old... Ebengeezerfish.

Also... if anyone would like to know, my dyer is fixed (no baby dryers for it!) and I can now do laundry in my own home instead of in my haunted m-i-l's house!!!

I am guessing the thrill of this will wane soon.

Look at those fragile little legs and paws!

You mean mine?
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If your dyer is working I would like all my shirts in green.

LOL! Yes, it was definitely the angle of the photo! Now I can see those being attached to a 90lbs dog. I don't know what yours are attached to. :)

If your dyer is working I would like all my shirts in green.

LOL!

In 2112, we'll all call them dyers... :-P

Don't worry fish, I'll have yours dyed in green AND RED! Anything to make fish happy.

D'yer Mak'er?

Your dad is feeding that creature Food Of The Gods, apparently.

I don't want her anymore. Couldn't afford to feed her, and I fear I would be first on the list when the kibble gets scarce...

With teh size of Poopsie, thundra, and the leash on your wrist, it kinda looks like Theta was walking YOU.

FOTG will always make me think of Ida Lupino dying in the arms of a rat.

Theta looks like a jumbo longhaired version of my dog.

Your dad is feeding that creature Food Of The Gods, apparently.

You wouldn't believe it. She gets every kind of food that my dad thinks he would like in her bowl.

She eats better than we did when we were kids.
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P.S. She responds surprisingly well to "Hold still, Theta, I'm taking a picture."

(Referring to scenery and lakes and such as, and not Theta herself. None of the dogs holds still when you're trying to take their pics.)
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She gets every kind of food that my dad thinks he would like in her bowl.

Oddly, Lucifer gets the same treatment. Not from ME, you know.

Nogg time!

Theta is a beauty. Also looks like a sweetie.

I wish it were nog time... unfortunately I'm taking one of my poochies to the vet for lump-checkout time.

Enjoy your nog, BG!!

Hope your pooch is ok, Jennifer!

If I'm drinking nog this time next week, please hold an intervention.

just had a back-channel discussion about Milwaukee brewed absinthe. perhaps that would be a better choice, BG.

I don't think I've ever had absinthe. Sounds potent.

Is it Mr. Handsome or Squirmy, Jennifer?

Either way, hoping for good doggy luck.

Lamblet is awesome! That is pure comedy gold.

I don't think I've ever had absinthe. Sounds potent.

No it's very mild. Nothing to worry about.

No it's very mild. Nothing to worry about.

He says with a devilish grin...

I don't think I've ever had absinthe. Sounds potent.

It's got a high alcohol content- that's why it "clouds up" when you pour water into it. I have a bottle of Kübler absinth at home, and it's 106 proof. I don't really dig the anise flavor all that much, so I just drink it sparingly.

Shush, Bastard.

Ha Ha Ha! BBBB being so nice and kind and innocent totally gave you away, Zombie!!

It was Mr. Handsome, and he's fine... a couple of sebaceous cysts and one lipoma! One was growing fast though so I was kind of nervous.

The new absinthe doesn't cause insanity anymore, right?? I mean, isn't that the only reason why they can sell it?

I like anise.

Glad to hear Mr. Handsome is doing handsomely!

The new absinthe doesn't cause insanity anymore, right

Like I need to worry.

Thanks for the kind doggie wishes. :)

I bet BBBB makes his own absinthe... right next to his lemoncello and purslane grappa (I know you can't make grappa out of purslane, I'm just messing... I just remember one grappa I had, that my father loved, tasting like lawn clippings mixed with gasoline).

We're supposed to go to a party this evening and I'm in no mood. I am Ms. Antisocial this season... not cranky, but just don't feel like mixing.

I know the feeling, Jennifer.
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Mandos- Halping would have been perfect. Also, EL said she still wants your Triple Nerd Score pin.

Thundra- maybe you should come with. We could not mix together.

Yes! We could just drink in the corner and make fun of everybody.
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I'm in no mood.

Check yr email, Jennifer.

You mean mine?

Sweet. Yoinked.

I bet BBBB makes his own absinthe... right next to his lemoncello and purslane grappa (I know you can't make grappa out of purslane, I'm just messing...

I don't like absinthe enough to make it... waste of good grain alcohol! I'd be willing to try a purslane grappa, though... verdolaga and vodka would be good at brunch.

yeah, BBBB is not old-skool enough to do absinthe....Edgar Allen would be displeased, if we could rouse him.

Reason #437 that EL is so fucking awesome.
Ooops...I sweared.
Not entirely sure I haven't used that word in front of her though.

80 pounds.
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lipoma
I wanted to use that as the Doktorling's name, but the Dray Doktorin was having none of it.

'Dray' = 'Frau'. Someone moved the letters on the keyboard. AGAIN.

The Keyboard Poltergeist strikes again!
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'Dray' = 'Frau'. Someone moved the letters on the keyboard. AGAIN.

I have a famous comment at fish's caused by that same freaking keyboard poltergeist.

Von- One more night for bad choices, and then it's a whole new game!! :)

I had another post I was going to put up, but figure since we're at 85... 86 comments... I'm leaving this one up so we can end 2011 on a Zardoz.

I've picked out two pics for July, 2011.

If I get the rest of the months finished, that will be my ultimate 2011 post.
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Ok, who all did I offend last night?

Better to ask whom all you did not offend, zrm.
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That's what I figured.

Oh well. Got a couple of sketches done, anyway, and kind of pleased with how they came out.

I was deeply offended by ZRM's insistence on getting some sense out of me.

I was being unreasonable.

AMC is doing a Walking Dead marathon. 2011 is shambling to a close!

we from the future welcomes all of you into the year 2012. may there be more zardoz, more halp for jennifer and more Eldest Lamblet craftwork!

It's the future! It's the future!! Calling me on my blog! :) Thanks aif!! I hope this is a wonderful year for you!

EL and I have to watch at least a bit of the Twilight Zone Marathon.

The nuthatches keep flying away when I try to take their pictures.
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But the Downy Woodpeckers are more patient.
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