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Dream 1 consisted of a scary speedra crawling around in the piles of laundry I had just sorted, but I noticed, although it moved like a speedra, it had googly eyes and was purple. It looked as it it were made out of some kind of shiny plastic. Nonetheless, it creeped me out. I did not want to spend the whole day doing laundry, knowing it was waiting, so I started flinging clothes left and right. Mr. Speedra eventually came out where I promptly stomped him. He was filled with iridescent purple goo... and some kind of robotics and electronics. I kicked him over and saw, "Spyder" printed on his underside... Perhaps he was spying on me to make sure my laundry was properly sorted...
Dream 2 consisted of a cameo by Snag. Poor Snag needed an eye transplant, but since they're not common yet, he opted for the eye from a roadkill deer (maybe a stag...). It was successful and Snag could see again, however, that eye always always looked as if you were viewing it in the dark... it had that eerie glow, no matter the level of light.
Snag's REGULAR eyes have that glow.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 17, 2011 at 09:15 AM
I know, but this was even MORE intense... like someone was shining the high beam directly on him!
Also, I think the regular glow is semi-blocked by his unnaturally long lashes. I think he got the deer lashes when he got the transplant, and although deer are known for long lashes, Snag would beat them, hooves down. Getting deer lashes would be a step back for Snag.
I bet his ears are burning right now. :) SOMEONE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!!!
Posted by: Jennifer | October 17, 2011 at 09:18 AM
Nightmare Snag has orb-eye!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | October 17, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Mooooooommmm, why can't I have a glowing eye tooooooo?
Posted by: Substance McGravitas | October 17, 2011 at 10:40 AM
LOL!!!!!!
I am SOOOOO creeped out by eerie roadkill deer eye transplant!!!!!!
even more so than the purple robotic Spyder
Posted by: Kathleen | October 17, 2011 at 01:16 PM
Snag-part-Stag?
Posted by: Von | October 17, 2011 at 01:33 PM
Dream 1 consisted of a scary speedra crawling around in the piles of laundry I had just sorted, but I noticed, although it moved like a speedra, it had googly eyes and was purple.
SMUT IS BANNED!!!
It was successful and Snag could see again, however, that eye always always looked as if you were viewing it in the dark... it had that eerie glow, no matter the level of light.
Sng of the Damned...
Snag-part-Stag?
Good one!
Posted by: Big Bad Bald Bastard | October 17, 2011 at 02:11 PM
Dream 1 consisted of a scary speedra crawling around in the piles of laundry I had just sorted, but I noticed, although it moved like a speedra, it had googly eyes and was purple.
SMUT IS BANNED!!!
It was successful and Snag could see again, however, that eye always always looked as if you were viewing it in the dark... it had that eerie glow, no matter the level of light.
Snag of the Damned...
Snag-part-Stag?
Good one!
Posted by: Big Bad Bald Bastard | October 17, 2011 at 02:11 PM
SMUT IS BANNED!!!
Like that stops him... AK is the only one with any manners.
Posted by: Jennifer | October 17, 2011 at 02:14 PM
I am SOOOOO creeped out by eerie roadkill deer eye transplant!!!!!!
K- I was too, and yet, in the dream, part of me thought, this is perfect for Snag! Who else, but Snag, would try this?? No one! I wish I had kept dreaming because I bet he also took the deer carcass home and made a lovely venison cassoulet.
B^4- Snag of the Damned, indeed!
Posted by: Jennifer | October 17, 2011 at 02:17 PM
Perhaps he was spying on me to make sure my laundry was properly sorted...
Transmission has ceased. Send out surveillance droid #2, with an enhanced Concealment program!
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | October 17, 2011 at 02:32 PM
You're a mean, evil man, bimler...
Posted by: Jennifer | October 17, 2011 at 02:41 PM
that eye always always looked as if you were viewing it in the dark... it had that eerie glow, no matter the level of light.
Now that I reflect, I believe this could have just been the bourbon....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 17, 2011 at 02:52 PM
Send out surveillance droid #2, with an enhanced Concealment program!
I suggest you use the Small Dog (Squirmy) model.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 17, 2011 at 02:53 PM
He was filled with iridescent purple goo
That's the Iridovirus infection crystallising into an opaline diffraction grating.
Now that I reflect
ZRM has roadkill optics also??
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | October 17, 2011 at 03:40 PM
bimler is such a poet...
Posted by: Jennifer | October 17, 2011 at 03:43 PM
Now that I reflect
ZRM has roadkill optics also??
More than mere optical reflections! His entire zombie body glows in the moonlight!
Posted by: Jennifer | October 17, 2011 at 03:44 PM
His entire zombie body glows in the moonlight!
Very advantageous when I make myself a drink at night.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 17, 2011 at 03:54 PM
ZRM has roadkill optics also??
Bimler is so easy.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 17, 2011 at 03:55 PM
Very advantageous when I make myself a drink at night.
Poof! You're a drink!
Posted by: Jennifer | October 17, 2011 at 03:55 PM
Bimler is so easy.
But he's not cheap.
Posted by: Jennifer | October 17, 2011 at 03:57 PM
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPOSNAG.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | October 17, 2011 at 04:35 PM
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPOSNAG.
What happened to his glasses? His beard???
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | October 17, 2011 at 04:45 PM
Are you talking about HYNOSNAG or bimler??
I blame bimler for my wasting 1/25 of my day off on FB!
Posted by: Jennifer | October 17, 2011 at 05:21 PM
Sorry I'm late, I was out hunting and gathering. It's almost Halloween, you know.
Posted by: Snag | October 17, 2011 at 05:25 PM
HYPOSNAG.
HYNOSNAG
I LOL.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 17, 2011 at 06:51 PM
SPEELING ZOMBIES ROAM FREE DURING HALLOWEEN SEASON.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 17, 2011 at 06:52 PM
Poof! You're a drink!
O my, do I wish.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 17, 2011 at 06:54 PM
Shut up youse people! The well mannered among us are talking to the vicar and can't be having with your jibber jabber.
Posted by: Another Kiwi | October 17, 2011 at 07:02 PM
I wonder if one could drink oneself.
Posted by: Snag | October 17, 2011 at 09:32 PM
But he's not cheap.
I'll bet he is.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 17, 2011 at 09:33 PM
I believe I could drink ZRM under the table, given a large enough blender.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | October 18, 2011 at 02:44 AM
I believe I could drink ZRM under the table, given a large enough blender.
Distilling my essence, as it were.
Oooo! Weird Dream! Last night's was a doozy. Best as I can remember, it involved falling through a sidewalk, discovering an underground tunnel system that led to a whole hidden building BENEATH the one we were living in, and then there was a Sekrit Society doing mysterious things down there...when I went back topside, none of the neighbors would come into our apartment, and there were a whole host of presents, lined up at the sidewalk line - but no closer, like the mysterious gift-givers wouldn't - or maybe COULDN'T- get any nearer to the house.
Also, my keys wouldn't work in the back door.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 18, 2011 at 09:54 AM
I believe I could drink ZRM under the table
Only if I started well before you. Which is probably why I'm under the table, so it is a logical construct.
Gotta find me first. And then exchange some of that play money you use as currency for real American dollas (also play money).
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 18, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Crazy Dreams: I blame the potstickers edition
I blame Bimler. He is certainly generous with the nightmare fuel.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 18, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Also, my keys wouldn't work in the back door.
Not touching it...
Also... I sense a period of ZRM guest blogging in the comments, while the dust thickens on his old post. I sense a new blog in the near future.
Posted by: Jennifer | October 18, 2011 at 04:01 PM
I may just keep putting up non-posts, to aggravate thudner. Cuz he needs more stress in his life.
ZOMBIE SEASON, PEOPLE!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 18, 2011 at 04:54 PM
Not touching it...
Not touching THAT....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 18, 2011 at 04:55 PM
Actually, I may turn my dream into a short story.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 18, 2011 at 04:55 PM
I may just keep putting up non-posts, to aggravate thudner. Cuz he needs more stress in his life.
That makes sense. I can understand that.
Not touching it...
Not touching THAT....
LOL! And I was not disappointed in the pick up, however... I am disappointed that this freebie is still floating out there... while the dust thickens on his old post.
The dream would make a good short story.
Posted by: Jennifer | October 18, 2011 at 05:07 PM
I canNOT be expected to do all the Filthbot Duty around here.
Yes.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 18, 2011 at 05:21 PM
That makes sense. I can understand that.
WARNING:
October is Bad German Brain Season.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 18, 2011 at 05:22 PM
Where's herr doktor filther?
Posted by: Jennifer | October 18, 2011 at 05:23 PM
WARNING:
October is Bad German Brain Season.
I'm starting to think past a certain age, it's just year 'round...
Posted by: Jennifer | October 18, 2011 at 05:24 PM
PSA: It's October!! Do you know where your BGB is?
Posted by: Jennifer | October 18, 2011 at 05:25 PM
IT'S RIGHT HERE. Unfortunately.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | October 18, 2011 at 05:42 PM
Where's herr doktor filther?
Sudden attack of filth-blindness.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | October 19, 2011 at 05:49 AM
HDB misspelled gory.
Posted by: fish | October 19, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I had a bunch of weird dreams, but as usual I forgot them all.
Probably a defense mechanism.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | October 19, 2011 at 02:44 PM
It's October and I know where my BG is.... RED STATE
Posted by: Kathleen | October 19, 2011 at 07:19 PM