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...the 5 or so minutes during your workout where you are past the novelty, but have not yet gotten to the blessed relief of breaking a good sweat, and with it, a better outlook on life.
March is like... that moment in childbirth where you're ready to have someone use power tools to remove this thing... you're sniveling and weak, but have not yet gotten to the "Fuck this! I'm getting this over with! Let's push till 20!
March is like... the trip up the stairs, just trying to make it to the bathroom, after a long ride at the end of a vacation where your father refused to stop for a pee break and you had a large lemonade just before leaving...
March is like... the yawn that just won't complete itself, thus causing you to panic, thinking you'll never, ever have a deep breath again...
March is like... ripping a Band-Aid off, although more painful and not as quick...
March is like... that itch you can't reach on your back...
March seems like an eternity. Fortunately, it's NOT!
She is!
She's driving and blogging!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | March 20, 2011 at 03:51 PM
Drogging...
Bliving...
Does it even matter anymore?!?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
YEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!@!@!11!
Posted by: Jennifer | March 20, 2011 at 04:00 PM
March is like....a pretty flower that smells BAAAD.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | March 20, 2011 at 04:30 PM
thundra- people can always fly...
Posted by: Jennifer | March 20, 2011 at 05:00 PM
Why this hate-on for March? It's a great month in both of my homes [he says, nervously looking skyward].
Posted by: Mandos | March 20, 2011 at 05:14 PM
Ask not for whom the bird Poupons, Mandos.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | March 20, 2011 at 06:13 PM
But I did see some green stuff outside. I think it's called....buds? vegetation?
Could be spring coming, but I'd guess not.
Posted by: Von | March 21, 2011 at 11:42 AM
March is like February with better PR.
Posted by: Dan Leo | March 21, 2011 at 09:47 PM
March is like cherry blossoms.
Posted by: fish | March 22, 2011 at 09:41 AM
LOL @ Dan
fish- yes, they're beautiful... but not as entertaining as the Hall of Mammals...
Posted by: Jennifer | March 22, 2011 at 09:47 AM
March is like - thawing the fish in your freezer. You hope it is usable, but it just ends up stinky.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | March 22, 2011 at 09:35 PM
Well, considering the amount of dog poop in our yard, March is just shitty.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | March 22, 2011 at 09:36 PM
The HOM bums me out a bit.
Posted by: fish | March 23, 2011 at 08:24 AM
March is like the last few lima beans on your plate at dinner.
Posted by: Kathleen | March 23, 2011 at 02:16 PM
March is like the last few lima beans on your plate at dinner.
:)
True!
Posted by: Jennifer | March 24, 2011 at 12:54 PM