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February 13, 2011

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I had mentioned that both sporks and ligers were made for our amusement, but EL said said, in regards to sporks... "I am not amused."

OK, then...

Extensive research on sporks by Genes-R-Us a division of Riddled Enterprises (Taq polymerase twofer Tuesday) has revealed no phyllogentic tree. This is unusual in the extreme and has only occurred before in this investigators work on Yellow -Eyed Penguins (which are now presumed, by all serious researchers, to be small robots).
Thus it may, indeed be the case that sporks are purely constructs of humankind. The definitive test would be to leave a spork and a metal fork or spoon in a cardboard box and observe them for any signs of mating behaviours. Parental guidance may be needed

countdown to one of the Usual Suspects posting a link to metal sporks in 5...4..3...

I know, but I thought I'd let her rant. A brief change from me doing it...

EL just walked in and said, "You can comment when you've seen one in person, Mister!"

And then walked out...

And then walked back in...

"I've seen ligers in person, but that doesn't mean they're right!"

The definitive test would be to leave a spork and a metal fork or spoon in a cardboard box and observe them for any signs of mating behaviours. Parental guidance may be needed+

Does one spoon after forking??

As for the experiment, if the box is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

I'll think twice before choosing a spoon for my cereal tomorrow. Gawd only knows what it did last night! Can a spoon have a "knowing" look??

Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!!!

EL also added:

You can see pictures of unicorns on the internet, but that doesn't mean they're real.

Or perhaps metal forks are abnormalities of the universe, like double rainbows, comfy toe socks, or fairy circles.

Either way, I'd like to see Hubert Gagnon and Aldo Balatti try to pick up sliced peaches with their sick invention...

Oh my GAWD! They're Canadians!!@!11!

Parental aside: If EL is going to log on on her own computer, she must ignore all eff-bombs, all sick comments (which of course, will not be made by me), and all other posts, because their comment threads most likely devolve into sick comments (and accompanying links) not made by me.

Aren't you the one who insists I go to that asylum they call public school, where I'm sure I can hear just as much bad???

I suppose I can attribute you misspelling sensor to public school as well. :)

Shall I go back and pinpoint every comma error or mistake made in hasty typing???

Hmm? ;)

Do your homework.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT THREAD EVER!!!


Shall I go back and pinpoint every comma error or mistake made in hasty typing???


Jennifer, run!!! there's a Zombie in your house!!!.

Spork this, spork that!?!

It's not fair!

Foon Anti-Defamation League (FADL)
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I've seen metal sporks with mine own eyes, but then I'm a Canadian.

Parents in every generation seem to have considerably difficulty grasping that there is nothing they can say that hasn't already been doubled down upon in high school. Or rather, I'm sure they understand this perfectly well, but it appears to be an iron law of parenting that they must not admit it.

Mommy dearest- I already DID my hw, because I accidentally did it beforehand

Sporks, foons, either way, I find them irritating.

Justin Beiber... metal sporks... goodness gracious.

I apologise for Justin Bieber. I say he came from another dimension.

but it appears to be an iron law of parenting that they must not admit it.

Exactly.

I apologise for Justin Bieber. I say he came from another dimension.

Apology accepted. Now make him go away.

Shorry? whaat you say? Why I oughta smack you one

Unfortunately it involves abolishing Southwestern Ontario---the source of so many of these things including Avril Lavigne---and from where are you going to get your annual dose of Niagara tourist traps, I ask you.

I have a much-younger brother on whose behalf we used to change the channel if there was something inappropriate. Because he is so much younger than I am, I sort of never stopped thinking of him as a baby. As he approached high school, *he* used to start changing the channel. I'm guessing he assumed that we changed the channel because it was *our* grownup ears that were too delicate, so he was doing us a favour...

Foons promise to take many improv courses, for the greater amusement of all.

Of course, sporks would never do such a thing.
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I pictured Jennifer and EL sitting at a table, laptop to laptop, typing comments to each other wordlessly.

The definitive test would be to leave a spork and a metal fork or spoon in a cardboard box and observe them for any signs of mating behaviours.

To speed things up, I recommend doing this after they've had a nice dinner together and a hot shower in the dish washer.

Just Imbiber is cut off...

Mandos- as the youngest one in my family, I feel for your brother. That's pretty funny though that he changes the channels on his own. Yes, there does come a point where the protected becomes the protector.

Brando- we were at last a floor apart. :) Of course, silly me, I figured she couldn't get to my blog unless I took her there myself.

LOL @ nice dinner followed by a hot shower... and if real silver, perhaps a soothing massage with some tarnish-removing cream. Wacka-wow!

when the revolution comes, sporks will be first under the jackboot of freedom.

I say you send the child to New Zealand.

Unfortunately it involves abolishing Southwestern Ontario

We've been over this.

Foon Anti-Defamation League (FADL)

Thunder was googling "

Stupid wordpress.

Thunder was googling "inverse spork."

If Sir and Madam would care to entrust their loved ones to The Riddled Academy for Children of Outstanding Moral Fibre and Greyhound Racing Track, suitable terms could be arranged.

Oh of course! Of course there's a entire freakin' spork manifesto...

I'm changing my name. To heck with motherly goodness.

What about Björks? Are they hybrid crosses of Bjorns and förks?

:)

I just love those lamblets!!

They love you, too, Miss Y-Von. Although... the youngest is still a tad leery. Love and leery. :) Not a bad thing.

AK- if I lie about my age, can I go to Camp Riddled??

By "Outstanding Moral Fibre", AK means that you have to be made of corduroy.

kitten with a whip...

Jennifer is Ann-Margret?

I thought she was a Senser of Irony. The sixth sense, as it were.

:)

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