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I get to meet someone this weekend... someone who, due to proximity, I should have met eons ago. Someone who has actually been at Old Town events the same time I have, but we didn't know it until after... Well, tomorrow, all of that non-meeting crap will come to an end. Now if we could only convince teh zombie to drive for a couple of hours...
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yah right. This is the first I've heard an invitation.
Sorry though. Saturday's booked solid. Taekwondo, and Leadership club, and theater tonight, and young Zombie is visiting a young lady....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 29, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Saturday's booked solid.
I know... that's why I asked. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | January 29, 2010 at 10:51 AM
wait, you're meeting Captain Carl this weekend?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 29, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Shhhhh!
Posted by: Jennifer | January 29, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Jennifer is going to meet Peter Parker. Lots in common.
Posted by: Another Kiwi | January 29, 2010 at 12:39 PM
WEll, an update, we have to reschedule due to one blogger's illness.
Sad, but not discouraged!! We WILL meet!!
(but I probably will not be wearing that blue dress. Probably.)
Y'all jealous, I knowz.
Z - you can run, but you cannot hide. I WILL find you this year. I will.
Posted by: Von | January 29, 2010 at 12:46 PM
sooooo... Jennifer is going to be laying in sick-bed all weekend, and unable to check in on her blog?
hmmmm.......
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 29, 2010 at 01:26 PM
just don't go into a dark movie theatre with Peewee
Posted by: Kathleen | January 29, 2010 at 01:39 PM
I confess to the charges, but plead mitigation. These thoughts are constructive criticisms. Pyramidical. I try to suppress these thoughts, but they leak out in Second Level through the head-wound of my third death. I was imperfectly repaired. No. That is not true. I think what I think!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 29, 2010 at 02:59 PM
Comedy gold!
Posted by: Dan Leo | January 29, 2010 at 09:45 PM
Vortex Four. Needs: soap, apples, salt, leather.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 30, 2010 at 08:31 AM
Especially leather. Red leather.
Posted by: fish | January 30, 2010 at 01:54 PM
fish is looking to start trouble, I can see that.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 30, 2010 at 04:37 PM
Is this the right room for an argument?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 30, 2010 at 07:08 PM
Norman, coordinate.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 10:05 AM
where's my damn bandoliers?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Is that pony a strap on?
Posted by: Pinko Punko | January 31, 2010 at 10:44 AM
This is rather pathetic.
Posted by: Harry Mudd | January 31, 2010 at 10:46 AM
just gettin started, Harry. It's early.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Awfully quiet out there this morning.
TOO quiet.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:18 AM
I hope someone didn't invite Ron Paul Book.
Posted by: Pinko Punko | January 31, 2010 at 11:20 AM
ooops. Sorry. We need all the meaningless chatter we can get though, and that's a pretty fertile source.
I hope somewhere along the line, the tag "Helping Jennifer talk to herself" gets added to this post.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:30 AM
oh, and word on the interducts is that this will be a fish-free episode, so feel free to bad-mouth him all you want.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:30 AM
or perhaps a fish-FRY episode...
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:31 AM
I'm putting on the Black Glasses....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Hey, my Emusic renewed today!
So this post could also be tagged "woo-hoo!"
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Quick! Thunder, fetch my Hammers!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Yesterday, I poured power steering fluid into my car, which stopped the screeching. When I poured it into my ears, however, the voices did not stop.
Though I found when I switched to tequila, the voices started to say more encouraging things.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:49 AM
ZRM- having to work on a Sunday... something wrong.
Posted by: Pukemeister | January 31, 2010 at 11:55 AM
And why am I not surprised that it will be fish-free...
Posted by: Not Surprised | January 31, 2010 at 11:56 AM
who's working?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 11:56 AM
I am. I'm working at not vomiting on my keyboard.
Posted by: Pukemeister | January 31, 2010 at 11:57 AM
Did I see something about Ron Paul and a strap-on pony?
Not helping my queasiness...
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Ok, ZRM... I'm going to go lie down... In case Zardoz does make an appearance, which I doubt... my blog seems to be Zardoz immune, I've turned off comment verification.
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 12:01 PM
I'm working at not vomiting on my keyboard.
Hey, I think thunder can give you some advice on that. Puke, wine, either way...
No COMMENTS!! Rock, ON Zed!!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:15 PM
You know, apparently the iPhone can also serve as an impact reduction device.
judging by Missus Zombie's.... slippe on ice, and the iPhone broke her fall.
Seems to be a single use though....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:17 PM
In case Zardoz does make an appearance, which I doubt... my blog seems to be Zardoz immune,
I find your lack of faith... disturbing.
Posted by: zombie darth vader | January 31, 2010 at 12:17 PM
i KNOW, darth!!
The lack of Big Stone Head avatar is also disturbing.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:18 PM
fish is filleted.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:24 PM
As Big Stone Head of Z.A.R.D.O.Z., we approve.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:25 PM
I wonder if Snag has come to from his birthday celebration yet?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:26 PM
3 more comments, and the comment list up top will be
ALL-ZOMBIE!!!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:27 PM
hmmm.... well, I don't see any Romantics CDs here. That's good.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:28 PM
K, now I have to run through a few more meaningless in-jokes....
PORK CHUPACABRA!!
..wait, I don't think that's right.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:29 PM
you stay lying down, Jennifer, we'll do handle the ZARDOZ!!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:30 PM
COBA has asked me to keep an eye on this blog, in an impartial way.
Posted by: ombudsglooob | January 31, 2010 at 12:31 PM
No problem, Ombudsgloob. Zardoz is non-partisan.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Von is getting near....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Don't you mean BOTH eyes, Ombudsglooob?
Posted by: Pinko Punko | January 31, 2010 at 01:32 PM
Did I find the unattended back door?
Posted by: fish | January 31, 2010 at 01:49 PM
I'm in!!1!!
Posted by: fish | January 31, 2010 at 01:50 PM
HA!! Thought you could lock me out eh?
Posted by: fish | January 31, 2010 at 01:54 PM
dang.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 01:56 PM
Why is sayingyes set to PST? Did Chicago move to CA?
Posted by: fish | January 31, 2010 at 01:57 PM
I don't know if I can be trusted with this comments form
Posted by: Another Kiwi | January 31, 2010 at 02:04 PM
I wouldn't think so, AK.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 02:20 PM
missing a couple of hours, fish?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 02:21 PM
Gross.
Posted by: Pinko Punko | January 31, 2010 at 02:39 PM
Totally.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 02:42 PM
missing a couple of hours, fish?
when am I not?
Posted by: fish | January 31, 2010 at 02:44 PM
I am about to find out just how anti the podes are.
Posted by: fish | January 31, 2010 at 02:46 PM
I SAID "gross"
Posted by: Pinko Punko | January 31, 2010 at 02:50 PM
I think Pinko is asking for us to pass the tequila.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 02:51 PM
...and then pass the tequila right back here.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 03:02 PM
Just as a warning, if you pass the tequila to me, you ain't getting it back.
Posted by: fish | January 31, 2010 at 03:09 PM
I also invited Bad Religion.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 03:09 PM
I am about to find out just how anti the podes are.
If you see Smut Clyde, collect the 100 bucks he owes me, okay?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 03:10 PM
Chuck Todd IS the Grapefruit Chupacabra!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 31, 2010 at 03:15 PM
The Podes?
I think I saw them back in the 80s.
~
Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 31, 2010 at 03:16 PM
How about a jar of bourbon, Pinko?
~
Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 31, 2010 at 03:18 PM
jar booze is the best.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 03:31 PM
chuck Todd WEARS the Grapefruit Chupacabra.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 03:32 PM
Remember that Jar Jar Booze character from Star Warz?
~
Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 31, 2010 at 03:35 PM
Speaking of booze, I bought some Dead Guy Ale (from Portland) in ZRM's honor yesterday.
It's pretty tasty (even though it wasn't on sale).
~
Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 31, 2010 at 03:41 PM
Zombies are NEVER on sale.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 03:56 PM
i really don't think fish will be taking us over the top on this one...
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:27 PM
Don't mess with the podes is all I'm saying
Posted by: Another Kiwi | January 31, 2010 at 04:30 PM
Has anyone ever vomited during a Zardoz thread?
Posted by: Selling Buicks | January 31, 2010 at 04:31 PM
I'm sure no one has narrated their nauseous episode during a Zardoz thread.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 31, 2010 at 04:33 PM
I'd suggest keeping a wastebasket handy.
Also, keep your wine glass well away from your computer, thunder.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:37 PM
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap...
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:38 PM
Jennifer has gone to talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:38 PM
Has anyone ever vomited during a Zardoz thread?
I am wondering if there has been a Zardoz where someone Hasn't
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:39 PM
ZRM- I've added categories for your amusement.
I'm now moving back to the bathroom and away from my monitor/keyboard. Thundra's wino incident was a lesson to us all.
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:39 PM
I am wondering if there has been a Zardoz where someone Hasn't
Don't make me laugh. My ribs hurt...
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:39 PM
Von was supposed to be here. Let's pretend she is.
Hi Von!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:39 PM
I may have to resort to Rush lyrics though....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:40 PM
Von was literally supposed to be here... Von, the 20th is open?? Can I convince you to drive out to this wasteland one more time??
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:40 PM
Oh god... no Rush lyrics. And certainly NO GEDDY!
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:41 PM
Take off, eh? Ten bucks is ten bucks.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:42 PM
Hi Von!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:42 PM
I take it fish took off with the tequila? Did he also nab thundra's jar-o-bourbon?
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:42 PM
Merely typing bourbon and tequila made my stomach lurch...
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:43 PM
Brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....er, cof coff...aanes!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:43 PM
Funny ZRM. I could projectile vomit all teh way to Milbrappee if I had to.
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:44 PM
I've got thundra's bourbon. Pinko hasn't given the tequila back yet though. Which is, I suspect, why he hasn't come back....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:44 PM
Pinko is probably in the deep embrace of a pork snorkel.
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:45 PM
hey, come on, lurching and shambling are zombie things.... don't make me get teh union down on you.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:46 PM
Ok, now I am heading back to bed... to no doubt have fever dreams of floating stone heads...
Posted by: Jennifer | January 31, 2010 at 04:46 PM
fish is cowardly though. He's apparently running all the way to Australia....
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 31, 2010 at 04:47 PM