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(special prize to the person who knows where that quote came from. Scott... you don't count.)
I've been thinking it's kind of quiet now that fish's blog has gone belly up. The taunts have lessened. But... apparently he's still working his evil.
He wrote the following over at Blue GIrl's. His response follows my commentary on the recent 5 inches of snow we received...
Fish needs to be punished. I was thinking perhaps he could take over ZRM's punishment... the one doled out by MenD... a 10 page essay on the wonders of Scott Stapp and Creed, however, I think ZRM still deserves to do that, having allowed me to take the heat for his less than gentlemanly comments over at Snag's.
I think fish gets to write a 10 page essays on the *fabulousness* that is Celine Dion. He must also wear the same saggy, white leather pants and print photographic evidence.
I've been thinking it's kind of quiet now that fish's blog has gone belly up. The taunts have lessened. But... apparently he's still working his evil.
He wrote the following over at Blue GIrl's. His response follows my commentary on the recent 5 inches of snow we received...
It looks pretty, but I'm thinking it needs to go.
Into the basement.
Fish needs to be punished. I was thinking perhaps he could take over ZRM's punishment... the one doled out by MenD... a 10 page essay on the wonders of Scott Stapp and Creed, however, I think ZRM still deserves to do that, having allowed me to take the heat for his less than gentlemanly comments over at Snag's.
I think fish gets to write a 10 page essays on the *fabulousness* that is Celine Dion. He must also wear the same saggy, white leather pants and print photographic evidence.
Good idea. Let's schmaltz him into submission.
Posted by: Brando | March 31, 2009 at 03:39 PM
Pubic hair isn't gentlemanly?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | March 31, 2009 at 03:44 PM
Brando- I'm not sure there's a better song for summing up fish's feeling for Saline...
except maybe this...
Posted by: Jennifer | March 31, 2009 at 03:44 PM
FYI- "Melissa" is fish's pet name for Celine...
Posted by: Jennifer | March 31, 2009 at 03:45 PM
Most people thought I wrote this for Titanic, but I actually wrote it when my little feeshy left me...
Posted by: Celine | March 31, 2009 at 03:53 PM
This violates the Geneva Conventions.
Posted by: Brando | March 31, 2009 at 04:08 PM
Oh my... Brando went for the big guns!!! LOL!!!!! I'd pay good money to see fish in that get-up, doing a duet with Celine.
Posted by: Jennifer | March 31, 2009 at 04:10 PM
You mean "again" don't you Jennifer. Perhaps I have revealed too much...
Posted by: fish | March 31, 2009 at 04:15 PM
I think this is what fish's brain sounds like when he unleashes his inner capitalist and goes shoe shopping.
And fish could add the leather pants here to his leather vest.
Posted by: Brando | March 31, 2009 at 04:15 PM
You mean "again" don't you Jennifer. Perhaps I have revealed too much...
Are you talking about the white, saggy, leather pants? I do believe you've said before that those were your blogging ensemble of choice.
Posted by: Jennifer | March 31, 2009 at 04:22 PM
Destroying a fish?
Is this where we trade recipes?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | March 31, 2009 at 04:36 PM
I think Celine will leave him destroyed after she works her white pants magic on him... and rocks him all night long...
Can a fish whimper??
Posted by: Jennifer | March 31, 2009 at 04:40 PM
Knockin me out with those Canadian thighs.
Posted by: fish | March 31, 2009 at 05:09 PM
Knockin me out with those Canadian thighs.
umm, no. She's got stick legs and no butt.
No.
You know, Canuckistan deserves a pre-emptive strike for dumping the dion-bomb on Amurka.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | March 31, 2009 at 05:19 PM
:)
Being knocked out could be a blessing...
Posted by: Jennifer | March 31, 2009 at 05:20 PM
Just one more for my vraiment petit poisson.
Posted by: Celine | March 31, 2009 at 05:47 PM
watching her try to "rock" and be "funky" is more painful than the songs.
Posted by: Kathleen | March 31, 2009 at 07:49 PM
watching her try to "rock" and be "funky" is more painful than the songs.
Yeah... but "feeshy" loves it.
Posted by: Jennifer | March 31, 2009 at 07:53 PM
Being naughty means punishment. Naughty naughty spanking seems fair.
Posted by: Bill Stankus | March 31, 2009 at 09:47 PM
Bill- I couldn't agree more... fish needs a spanking from Celine.
Posted by: Jennifer | March 31, 2009 at 10:03 PM
My safe word is poutine.
Posted by: fish | March 31, 2009 at 10:53 PM
There is no safe word when Celine is in the house.
Posted by: Snag | March 31, 2009 at 11:29 PM
*wide eyes* You mean you didn't like it?
Posted by: Mandos | April 01, 2009 at 12:28 AM
My safe word is poutine.
LOL!
Posted by: Jennifer | April 01, 2009 at 06:03 AM
spanking seems fair
Bill- I'll have you know, I can't look at your name now without seeing, Bill Spankus. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | April 01, 2009 at 07:01 AM
Bill scored from center ice with that comment. Bravo!
Given fish's love of all things musically Canadian, is "blogtiring," and needs to be spanked, this will pull off that hat trick.
Posted by: Brando | April 01, 2009 at 08:01 AM
Although not Canadian... that song made me think of this. I'm sure fish listened to it often in his teen years...
Posted by: Jennifer | April 01, 2009 at 08:24 AM
Glass Tiger special on VH1 last night Brando?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | April 01, 2009 at 09:24 AM
You know, Canuckistan deserves a pre-emptive strike for dumping the dion-bomb on Amurka.
You mean Great Big Sea doesn't make up for it?
Posted by: Mendacious D | April 01, 2009 at 09:55 AM
Glass Tiger special on VH1 last night Brando?
Even I wouldn't watch that.
Posted by: Brando | April 01, 2009 at 10:15 AM
LIAR!!
Posted by: fish | April 01, 2009 at 04:27 PM
as a proud Canadian i'd like to voice my disapproval for how people on this thread, who with indignation and callus lack of sensitivity, wantonly criticize aspects of Canadian musical heritage and much loved Canadian national treasures. Canada has been responsible for numerous great contributions to popular culture around the world, Celine Dion being one of the most highly regarded of them all. who can deny the genius of Larry Gowan? or the social awareness of The Parachute Club? never has there been a musical talent as thought provoking and cutting edge as Carol Pope. what about the beauty of Jane Siberry or Stomping Tom?
from just the people and bands mentioned here, how can anyone not truly think that Canadian talent isn't amongst the best in the world.
ghi, a proud *cough* Canadian.
Posted by: ghi | April 02, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Hey Ghi-zer... we'll forgive you. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | April 02, 2009 at 05:35 AM
I am a member of the Rhinoceros party.
Posted by: fish | April 02, 2009 at 06:19 AM
It is certainly not our intention to disparage the many fine musical contributions made by Canadian artists.
Posted by: Brando | April 02, 2009 at 09:15 AM
Neko Case is from Canada.
Maybe I should be punished by writing a 10 page dissertation on her.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | April 02, 2009 at 09:33 AM
Correction, Neko Case is from Virginia. We had her first.
Posted by: Brando | April 02, 2009 at 09:44 AM
You know... I've seen ghi and with a little highlighting, his hair could pass for the lead in Platinum Blonde.
Posted by: Jennifer | April 02, 2009 at 11:05 AM
It is certainly not our intention to disparage the many fine musical contributions made by Canadian artists.
PLUS.
ALSO
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | April 02, 2009 at 11:57 AM
You can't stop, can you, ZRM... FYI- your links contained malformed video ID's... not surprising coming from a Zombie.
Posted by: Jennifer | April 02, 2009 at 12:47 PM
LOL, could malformed video ID be a more appropriate error form ZRM?
Posted by: Brando | April 02, 2009 at 01:11 PM
well, you can probably guess who they were.
next time, I uncork the Bryan Adams.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | April 02, 2009 at 02:00 PM
If you uncork anymore Canadian magic, ghi is going to start unleashing all of our bad American stuff and you know we've got it...
Posted by: Jennifer | April 02, 2009 at 06:27 PM
FOGHAT!!!!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | April 02, 2009 at 07:50 PM
I am a bit surprised that back in these days, I didn't second ghi's fondness for Jane Siberry, nor mention that I had seen her play in a small college club...
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 01:42 PM
But unlike that crappy old Empire, this place lets you comment on old posts. That's kind of cool.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | May 30, 2012 at 01:42 PM