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Dr fish has always said, if you google it, it will exist.... Tonight, something came up where I realized I need meat ornaments. Yes, meat. I could see them in my mind's eye... glorious mercury glass steaks, sausage garland, bacon hanging like icicles. I was giddy with excitement. I knew they had to be out there. All I needed to do was GOOGLE!!@!11!
They. Weren't. There.
In defense of fish's google theory, I did find meat ornaments that were made up of those ubiquitous porcelain ovals that have whatever you want placed on the front with a decal. That's NOT WHAT I WANTED!!@! Didn't Google know?!! I could see them!! Where were they!?!
I then realized, maybe I'd found a hole in the ornament market! Could it be there there are no blown glass meat ornaments?? Oh come on! If only I knew how to make mercury glass... Does anyone know anyone who manufacturs mercury glass ornament? Anyone willing to manufacture a nice holiday T-Bone?? Hmmmm??
Also... I'm tired, so my finessing of the google may not be up to snuff. Anyone who locates some glass meat ornaments will get a prize and fish will get an apology.
If you ask the right elf, Snag might detonate a whale, or maybe a moose, near your tree....
poof!! instant meat decorations!!!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | December 04, 2008 at 07:01 PM
Poof. Instant Jackson Pollock.
Posted by: Snag | December 04, 2008 at 09:28 PM
I'm not one to butt in, but you should have gone with the 58 inch.
Until you have seen Guy Richie's seminal "Swept Away" on a 58-incher you really haven't watched tv.
Posted by: Ted Williams | December 05, 2008 at 12:13 AM
Van Gopher?
Posted by: Pinko Punko | December 05, 2008 at 12:17 AM
I'm insane. No meat per se, but I found a "deli sandwich ornament".
Posted by: Dan Leo | December 05, 2008 at 01:25 AM
What the heck is Ted Williams doing over here?? Or is that just his head?
ZRM- While your suggestion sounds intriguing and somewhat like a Cavallaro">http://inventorspot.com/articles/food_art_18979">Cavallaro exhibit... the ornaments aren't for my tree. They're for someone else's and I don't think I can mail the whole "detonating whale/Snag" package..
Dan!! That's the closest thing I've seen!!
Posted by: Jennifer | December 05, 2008 at 06:44 AM
Your will is weak.
Posted by: fish | December 05, 2008 at 07:45 AM
And if you are looking to buy.
Posted by: fish | December 05, 2008 at 07:47 AM
While very funny... it's not mercury glass, now is it??
Posted by: Jennifer | December 05, 2008 at 07:48 AM
Or with a little sizzle.
Posted by: fish | December 05, 2008 at 07:49 AM
Ha! I saw the Etsy ones last night... a delicious CLOTH t-bone. NOT MERCURY GLASS! This blogger was asking the almighty and all powerful Google for GLASS...
Posted by: Jennifer | December 05, 2008 at 07:51 AM
Closer.
Posted by: fish | December 05, 2008 at 07:52 AM
Preprocessed.
Posted by: fish | December 05, 2008 at 07:53 AM
Ceramic?
Posted by: fish | December 05, 2008 at 07:55 AM
Oh! Now even though they're not glass, the sparkly bacon and the ceramic bacon are kind of nice...
You're a show-off, fish. Still... even though these are approaching fabulous, they're not the mercury glass t-bone I had in my mind... and where's the sausage garland?? Hmmm?
Posted by: Jennifer | December 05, 2008 at 07:59 AM
Isn't sausage garland just a string of sausages that you buy at the deli?
Posted by: Brando | December 05, 2008 at 11:40 AM