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Although fish has not been able to come up with the blown glass T-bone, he has been sending numerous sausage links for meat-themed ornaments and lights, thus proving that if you google it, it will exist in a form of its own choosing. All google prayers are answered, you just may not get the answer you want.
One of the good things about holding a contest where you offer a prize is that fish is overly-competitive... see above... fish is also ultra-anonymous. Fish will win, but fish will never divulge his true identity or his locale, so even though he wins, I never have to pony up with a prize. I may have to send Dan Leo something though for being first in with a meat-themed ornament. Honorable mention goes to Zombie Rotten McDonald for his artistic use of meat in a decorative challenge and for his inclusion of another blogger.
Meat ornament suggestions and links are still welcome.
The most frightening thing is that no one asked WHY you wanted meat ornaments. We just acted like it was the most normal thing in the world.
Posted by: Brando | December 05, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Brando! I know! I was thinking the same thing! I was actually wondering how people would respond if I had asked "what would be the best way to dispose of a body??" ZRM would have probably chimed in with "Well, Snag might detonate it!" :)
Posted by: Jennifer | December 05, 2008 at 11:58 AM
LOL. That is so true, Brando.
Posted by: Kathleen in Oakland | December 05, 2008 at 01:06 PM
Is someone implying that meat-themed ornaments AREN'T normal?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | December 05, 2008 at 02:05 PM
The wisdom of teh great Google is that it delivers what you really want, not what you think you want.
I have not given up on the glass T-bone yet...
Posted by: fish | December 05, 2008 at 02:10 PM
If anyone can find it fish, I'm guessing it's you. I was going to say, "If you find one, I'll send you a prize!!!" but then I know I won't have to. I'll just trust that teh Google will deliver what you want as well. Maybe some duck wrapped in bacon. Hey! I wonder if there's a duck wrapped in bacon ornament?!?!
Posted by: Jennifer | December 05, 2008 at 03:09 PM
Wow -- a yodelling pickle? I don't even want to consider the ramifications.
Posted by: Dan Leo | December 05, 2008 at 04:42 PM
Dan- I was checking out the Archie McPhee site, knowing they have a large selection of meat decor, and I couldn't go past that pickle without thinking of Arnold. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | December 05, 2008 at 05:11 PM
Hey! I wonder if there's a duck wrapped in bacon ornament?!?!
Now you are just baiting me.
Posted by: fish | December 08, 2008 at 08:24 AM
Now you are just baiting me.
Well, you are a really small fish, perfect for bait and all. You won't feel a thing when I pop that barbed hook in and out of your little head... I promise!
Posted by: Jennifer | December 08, 2008 at 08:31 AM
you know, I don't come here for fish snuff.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | December 08, 2008 at 08:56 AM
Yeah, there are days when I think we've all had snuff fish.
Posted by: Jennifer | December 08, 2008 at 09:00 AM