But I saw this meme over at Willow's and it looked like fun. Feel free to steal it all of you thieving meme thieves!!! You know who you are....
My uncle once: told me my nose would grow long and turn green if I kept eating so close to the watermelon rind.
Never in my life: have I worn fur.
When I was five: I drew a picture of the crucifixion which Mrs. Hahn put on the bulletin board. She said I was an artist and she liked my use of blood.
High school was: ok, but good to move on from.
I will never forget: My car breaking down on the Indiana Toll Road and the man who stopped to help me lived 4 blocks from my place in Chicago.
Once I met: Gilligan, the Skipper, too, the Professor and Mary Ann...
There's this girl I know: who could break wind on command...
Once at a bar: Oh no you don't! I lived above a bar for 6 years. I keep my mouth shut...
By noon, I'm usually: dreading the afternoon and the malaise that comes along with it.
Last night: there was the craziest wind and it just left me feeling incredibly silly yet serious.
If I only had: the energy I had 20 years ago along with the experience and insight I have now.
Next time I go to church: it will probably be for a funeral.
What worries me most: whatever pops into my head at 3 in the morning... that and losing someone I love.
What I miss most about the 1980's: a certain kind of freedom I didn't realize I had.
If I were a Shakespeare character, I'd be: Kate... not minding my sharp tongue.
A better name for me would be: Goof
I have a hard time understanding: the suburbs
If I ever go back to school: I would soak in all I could and not focus so much on just finishing.
You know I like you if: I tease you.
Take my advice, never: eat circus peanuts with orange soda.
My ideal breakfast is: Coffee, rye toast, corned beef hash and eggs, over easy. I rarely have it. Kathleen will be having it tomorrow.
Why won't people: live and let live?
The world could do without: Brutality in all its forms.
My favorite blonds are: My daughter and my dog!
If I do anything well, it's: being able to love people.
And by the way: It's only one hour until noon... AHHHHHHHH! From there it's a free fall into the monster hours!!!
Thieve away!!!
consider it thieved. Hopefully it will be less boring than the last time I did...
Posted by: rotten mcdonald | October 28, 2008 at 11:26 AM
Your last one wasn't boring, RM. I merely said it was boring since you said the meme was boring. Boring is as boring does, ya know?!?
Posted by: Jennifer | October 28, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Wait, you met Gillian?
Welch or Anderson?
Posted by: rotten mcdonald | October 28, 2008 at 01:32 PM
Long exasperated sigh...
I fixed it... I looked for typo after typo this morning, knowing the Rotten McDonald hounds would be out, but then you let one go in yesterday's post so I guess I had it coming.
Posted by: Jennifer | October 28, 2008 at 01:38 PM
This was a FUNNY one though....
just like aif is out to correct wrongness on the Internets, my calling is eradicating spelling and gramma errors throughout the Blog Cube!!
Posted by: rotten mcdonald | October 28, 2008 at 02:07 PM
This was a good meme, too. But, I can't pick up on it like I did the other one! I have blogger's block. Shoot.
Posted by: blue girl | October 28, 2008 at 02:15 PM
BG- Here's your meme:
Building: Blocks
Head: Block
Writer's: Block
Beta: Blocker
City Square: Block
New Kids on the: Block
Soviet: Block
Brown is the new: Block
:)
Posted by: Jennifer | October 28, 2008 at 02:23 PM
LOL. I like "Brown is the new block." Say it. It's fun. lol
Posted by: blue girl | October 28, 2008 at 02:59 PM
The mole on my face was: Block.
O I'm sorry for that one.
Posted by: rotten mcdonald | October 28, 2008 at 03:22 PM
The mole on my face was block. That's why I was sure I was dying.
But, Oh! I'm here to blog another day.
Posted by: blue girl | October 28, 2008 at 03:49 PM
She said I was an artist and she liked my use of blood.
the voices in my head say the same thing about me.
Posted by: rotten mcdonald | October 28, 2008 at 04:05 PM
O BG, we're all dying.
Some of us faster than others.
Living well; that's the foundation for dying well. I think you're in pretty good shape on that, from what I know of you.
Posted by: rotten mcdonald | October 28, 2008 at 04:07 PM
In Soviet Russia, block rocks you!
Posted by: Mendacious D | October 29, 2008 at 02:59 PM
we have the exact same fave breakfast! do you like your hash crunchy or soft?
Posted by: KKinLA | October 29, 2008 at 03:52 PM
Mainly crunchy with a little soft... not too much soft, definitely more crunch...
Posted by: Jennifer | October 29, 2008 at 03:56 PM
I've thieved it. Enjoy.
Posted by: mdh | November 01, 2008 at 03:01 AM