Update below:
Update II below!!!
Last Friday I received my first official bake-off bribe... a lovely little pony we've decided to name BG.
Well it's Friday again and what do you know, another gift found its way to my front door! This one came in a large armored truck accompanied by many armed men. As for the gift... the size and color are perfect.
I'm not sure who sent it. I did notice though that the box containing the gift had a few errant red hots and Rice Krispies in the bottom.
AG- the truck turned east as it headed out of my driveway so I'm guessing they're off to your place!
Update: Mr. UPS just rang my bell and left a package of 12 of these lovely moose nog
glasses. There was no note. My first thought is that they came from Snagglepuss, but then I remembered... they might be from Stoorn!
Update II:I just took my dog out and went to check on BG, our pony, when I saw
THIS!!!!!!!! Mr. UPS had asked if I needed help with all packages, but I had assumed he was merely talking about the moose nog glasses. They came in 2 separate boxes. I had no idea that this baby was parked around the back!
I lahve moose. Always have. I have to admit though, they're much BIGGER in person! Our raspberry bushes are also gone... Snag... is this guy from you or is this the Son of Stoorn???
That's going to be much more effective than the carton of smokes Res is going to use as a bribe.
Posted by: Brando | December 07, 2007 at 12:35 PM
How about if I avoid the middle-moose and just send you some offal?
Posted by: billy pilgrim | December 07, 2007 at 03:14 PM
LOL!
Jennifer, down on the farm!
Gotta sing it like the jingle.
I probably should leave a better comment than this, but I have been working on Bake-off shenanigans all day and I am worn out!
lol.
Posted by: blue girl | December 07, 2007 at 03:16 PM
BP- No moose offal, but I'd settle for some Moose Drool or some Rocket Fuel. :)
BG- I hope those shenanigans involve ACTUAL BAKING!!!
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 03:20 PM
I hope those shenanigans involve ACTUAL BAKING!!!
Nope. Not yet!
Posted by: blue girl | December 07, 2007 at 04:13 PM
BG should get penalized fifteen cookies for pre-emptive shenanigans.
Posted by: billy pilgrim | December 07, 2007 at 04:20 PM
BG- this, as you well know, is not a conceptual contest! We need baked goods, delivered to our doorsteps in 2 WEEKS! No ponies, no moola (although they were appreciated. :))
GET THEE TO AN OVEN!!!
Res is being so lackadaisical... I'm expecting Hostess Sno-Balls from him...
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 04:21 PM
this, as you well know, is not a conceptual contest!
Everything else in my life is, why not this?
Posted by: blue girl | December 07, 2007 at 04:35 PM
Keep an eye on the mail for the arrival of this. I trust you will find it to your liking.
Posted by: fish | December 07, 2007 at 05:08 PM
OMG!!! Fish WINS!!! Fish wins the bribery portion of our contest!
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 05:15 PM
Geeeze! He's even in "play pose"! The only improvement would have been if he had been covered in hundreds... his name should have been "Ben", not "George". :)
But still... play pose gets me every time. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 05:19 PM
Don't worry Jennifer, I am just waiting for the
auctions to end.
Posted by: Kathleen | December 07, 2007 at 07:15 PM
I'll show you baking shenanigans!!!
Posted by: 100% pure moose in heat urnine. | December 07, 2007 at 07:17 PM
Moose in heat urine!! Will it make the moose attack the pony?!??!
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 08:59 PM
it's not urine, it's ur nine. obviously møøse code for something nasty.
Posted by: almostinfamous | December 08, 2007 at 02:12 AM
Amateurs.
Posted by: fish | December 09, 2007 at 07:00 PM