Puke stories came up this past weekend... hungover puke stories from the past... Actually I think the conversation started with stupid things done while intoxicated, and was followed by humiliating stories of the puking that usually follows, whether still drunk, or moving on to the hungover portion of the program. We all had a few.
My brother-in-law shared one of a college friend who let it go in a Taco Bell. They had been out the night before, as most college students are known to do, but had to work the next day. One guy had it worse than the rest. While they were attempting to eat some lunch at the nearby Taco Hell, it was apparent this guy was not going to make it... the green, clammy pallor taking over his face. He bolted for the door, but only made it through the first set of double glass doors. It was one of those entryways that had the vestibule in front of the actual restaurant. As mentioned, he made it through the first set of doors, into the glass enclosure, but did not make it through the second before letting it fly. My brother-in-law said they got to watch the entire thing, along with people dropping their burritos mid-bite.
The poor guy finally escaped the vestibule, but was wracked with another spasm before making it past the drive-through. There he was, at the front of the line, heaving over a split rail fence, right by the pick-up window. Apparently a lot people didn't hang around to order, which, considering it was Taco Bell, was probably a blessing.
Feel free to share your own embarrassing stories in the comments. I'm keeping mine safely locked up inside my guilty conscience.
* Posted for recovering Von, who didn't feel I had put up enough of a post earlier...