A limited number of Thelma T's are now available on-line! Through the technological genius of others, this non-techie person is able to sell her goods in a 21st century way. (See cool PayPal buttons on the left sidebar!)
As mentioned, quantities are limited as are sizes so it's first come, first served. She comes in a L or XL black, heavy cotton Fruit of the Loom T-shirt. I am hoping to have more sizes to offer in the future, but need to clear out my current stock.
I am also hoping to add Thelma coffee mugs to the list. If you are interested in a Thelma mug, drop me a line and let me know so I can jump off that manufacturing bridge even sooner.
Wearing Thelma will change your life! She's like your own personal Dorian Grey! She ages, you don't! If you wear her as a nightshirt, she gets the sheet wrinkles, not you! *
Consider incorporating her into your New Year's resolution plan. She'll remind you of all of those nasty habits you need to stop.
Wearers of Thelma have also reported an increase in spine.* While Thelma may have poor bone-density, she does have a backbone. She takes no crap and lives life on her terms.
For a mere price of $22.00 (includes shipping, handling, taxes) she could be yours. And don't forget... she'd make a great holiday gift! :)
*any health claims made above are total bs. Let's face it, nothing stops wrinkles...