EL told me about a site she saw... "Snacks You'll Never Eat Again", except I thought she said Snags... after telling her this, she said, "Mom, people don't eat Snags, they're sentient beings... although I think if one would, they would taste of bourbon and bacon."
The next one?? A lesson she said she learned back in middle school. "No matter how clean cut, rational, or correct my argument may be doesn’t mean I automatically win. All arguments can be promptly ended and lost by someone uttering the words, Jesus Christ or God." I was tempted to add, or the Second Amendment.