EL told me about a site she saw... "Snacks You'll Never Eat Again", except I thought she said Snags... after telling her this, she said, "Mom, people don't eat Snags, they're sentient beings... although I think if one would, they would taste of bourbon and bacon."
The next one?? A lesson she said she learned back in middle school. "No matter how clean cut, rational, or correct my argument may be doesn’t mean I automatically win. All arguments can be promptly ended and lost by someone uttering the words, Jesus Christ or God." I was tempted to add, or the Second Amendment.
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Jesus Christ is Gun.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 15, 2013 at 11:01 AM
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Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 15, 2013 at 11:08 AM
"snacks you'll never eat again"? Isn't that Delicious or Disgusting?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 15, 2013 at 11:09 AM
Isn't that Delicious or Disgusting?
I thought the same thing.
Posted by: Jennifer | January 15, 2013 at 11:10 AM
EL is a national treasure.
Posted by: Pinko Punko | January 15, 2013 at 11:44 AM
EL is a national treasure.
It takes a peach to know a peach. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | January 15, 2013 at 01:06 PM
EL is a national treasure.
Sick, do I get to put that on applications?
"Doctor-Scientist-Mastermind-Mr. Pinko Punko has declared this child a certifiable National Treasure. All institutions should immediately accept her applications without question. The rest of yous can get with it or get at it."
Posted by: Eldest Lamblet | January 15, 2013 at 04:09 PM
I am Pinko Punko, and I approve this message!
Posted by: Pinko Punko | January 15, 2013 at 04:28 PM
I am Snag, and I approve this message too! Also, bacon. And bourbon.
Posted by: Snag | January 15, 2013 at 06:44 PM
I will accept candy to stop an argument.
Posted by: Substance McGravitas | January 15, 2013 at 07:18 PM
Substance sounds like my youngest.
Posted by: Jennifer | January 15, 2013 at 07:54 PM
Candy and liquor are both acceptable bribes.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 15, 2013 at 10:10 PM
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | January 16, 2013 at 01:17 PM