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About a month or so ago, I was talking to EL about her father, back when I first met him. I honestly don't remember the entire conversation, but was mentioning the fact that he had a large mustache... except I said, "When I met your father, he had a huge porn-stache."
My daughters are used to me being frank and slightly irreverant at times... so when I saw the horror on her face, I was trying to figure out which line I had crossed. It had to be the use of the word porn, so I apologized. She said no, it was not that, but that I should listen to what what I had said, and not think of the spelling.
Dear. Lord.
This time the look of horror was on my face. No, I said.... no, no, no... your father did NOT have a huge porn stash...
Grizzled: "Thanks, everyone! I'll be under the bus!"
Posted by: Pinko Punko | January 16, 2013 at 09:58 AM
LOL!
Posted by: Jennifer | January 16, 2013 at 10:10 AM
"But we donated it to goodwill."
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 16, 2013 at 12:36 PM
It was most likely a perfectly normal-sized porn stash. I mean, it fit in one cardboard box, with room for some National Geographics and PC Worlds on top to cover up that Special Issue of "Girls Who Love Girls"...
Posted by: mikey | January 16, 2013 at 03:06 PM
LOL
Posted by: blue girl | January 16, 2013 at 04:14 PM
We were looking at old photos at my SIL's on Christmas Eve. The Skimmer and his twin brother had massive porn-staches too!!
Posted by: blue girl | January 16, 2013 at 04:15 PM
I think almost every male of facial hair-growing age did if it was the 70's or 80's.
Posted by: Jennifer | January 16, 2013 at 04:18 PM
Sex-eh
Posted by: blue girl | January 16, 2013 at 05:20 PM
The porn-staches went so well with the short shorts.
I just watched Big Chill again over the holidays. Do you remember Kevin Kline's running shorts in that?!
Altho, Tom Berringer was the one with the porn-stache. (still cute tho!!)
Posted by: blue girl | January 16, 2013 at 05:21 PM
I do remember Kevin's shorts... also the fact that his legs look 20 feet long. The lamblets are grossed out by the short shorts. They really squeal when they see old basketball shorts. I think they look normal. Most bb shorts these days make 7' men look like toddlers.
Ah yes!!! Tom did have a total porn-stache! But yes, very cute.
My father had a stache forever. He had it the entire time I knew him. It just blended into his face, even if it was not flesh colored. He had framed saying that said, "Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt." :)
Posted by: Jennifer | January 16, 2013 at 05:24 PM
The lamblets are grossed out by the short shorts.
I know! It's one of the bloggy things. I always think of the Lamblets when I see the short shorts! I thought of them during The Big Chill!
He had framed saying that said, "Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt." :)
:)
Posted by: blue girl | January 16, 2013 at 07:11 PM
"Slightly" irreverent?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 17, 2013 at 12:30 PM
"Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt."
If this means that kissing a man with a mustache is like eating an egg with salt, it may be time to wash the facial hair.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | January 17, 2013 at 03:45 PM
bimler....
Posted by: Jennifer | January 17, 2013 at 03:50 PM
"Slightly" irreverent?
OK, less than slightly...
Posted by: Jennifer | January 17, 2013 at 03:50 PM
bimler....
IF that is his real name!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 17, 2013 at 10:04 PM
It just wasn't so easy to have a huge porn stash back then.
Posted by: Substance McGravitas | January 18, 2013 at 10:13 AM
It is a perfectly cromulent name, Mr Dontgetya.
Posted by: herr doktor bimler | January 18, 2013 at 06:23 PM
In other news, Saying Yes is now giving me the Captcha words intended for Riddled:
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Posted by: herr doktor bimler | January 18, 2013 at 06:27 PM
oh J that is PRICELESS
Posted by: Kathleen | January 20, 2013 at 04:10 PM