Who wants to be the winner???
Update: The winner will be chosen solely by judging their entries. That's the way it always was and should be. I was merely trying to fill some time until AG gets her ducks in a row. It was also a ploy for comments! Hey, you can't blame a gal for trying!! Anyhow, as I've said before to all of those who've asked, most of the numbers have been crunched, we're just waiting on some final number crunching and perhaps one lost package. You've all been patient, but unfortunately only time will tell.
On a purely selfish note- all moose references were enjoyed and appreciated. :)
Vive le moose!
Because AG is no where in sight and people are still sending in baked goods even though the deadline was oh so 2007, I am going to declare a winner to whomever can tip my blog comments over a magical number. Yes, that's right. I need comments people! My blog, humble though it may be, is approaching a magical number. If your comment is the one to make it reach that elusive place, you win. End of story.
There will be no limit to the number of comments one may leave on any given day. There may be special awards given for the number of times "moose" can be worked into any given comment. There may be awards given the comment that makes me spit my coffee out the most number of times.
Let me hear you people!! There's a crown to be had, dammit!

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I AM THE WORLD'S LARGEST ELK AND SHALL STOMP ON ANY MEESE WHETHER COOKIE OR MEAT. ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR
Posted by: Stoorn | January 04, 2008 at 01:12 PM
*BOOP*
Posted by: blue girl | January 04, 2008 at 01:21 PM
Hola, mi nombre es Moose. Team Chicago reglas!
Posted by: Shannon Erin | January 04, 2008 at 01:33 PM
Here I was all ready to type out a long sentence one word at a time and my comment got flagged as spam. I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
Posted by: Brando | January 04, 2008 at 01:35 PM
Les orignaux sont frais. L'équipe Chicago est aussi.
Posted by: Shannon Erin | January 04, 2008 at 01:45 PM
My, don't you look lovely today?!?!?!
Posted by: Von | January 04, 2008 at 01:48 PM
Wie geht's? Team Chicago ist eins!!!
Posted by: Von | January 04, 2008 at 01:49 PM
STOORN is not SPAM!
Posted by: Kathleen | January 04, 2008 at 01:55 PM
I will paint you a moose if Team Chicago wins.
Posted by: Shannon Erin | January 04, 2008 at 02:01 PM
Oh, and can we find out what our scores were?
Posted by: Shannon Erin | January 04, 2008 at 02:02 PM
Whatever you do, don't let Three Bulls! win- their victory will vanquish me!!!!!
Posted by: Sink Lettuce | January 04, 2008 at 02:06 PM
What has four legs and flies?
A Moose-quito!
Posted by: blue girl | January 04, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose be time for another joke!
Posted by: blue girl | January 04, 2008 at 02:09 PM
What do Alaskans celebrate every December?
Chris-Moose!
Posted by: blue girl | January 04, 2008 at 02:10 PM
What holiday plant do Alaskans kiss under?
Moosel-toe!
Posted by: blue girl | January 04, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Who is the "Father of the North Country"?
George Moosington.
Posted by: blue girl | January 04, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Cookie Closing Ceremonies
Posted by: Kathleen | January 04, 2008 at 02:21 PM
I think BG was the one person who laughed at Welcome to Mooseport.
Posted by: Kathleen | January 04, 2008 at 02:23 PM
Shannon- I don't know if you guys get the actual numbers. I never saw mine. I'll ask BG, first winner and judge from last year.
Also- while making me spit out coffee is to be rewarded, making me pee will not be!!!
The UN approach of Team Chicago was appreciated.
Posted by: Jennifer | January 04, 2008 at 02:40 PM
I just realized... if I follow my own rules, I can win AGAIN!!! Moose be time for another comment!
Posted by: Jennifer | January 04, 2008 at 02:42 PM
What do you call a sleeping male moose?
A bull-dozer!
Posted by: Shannon Erin | January 04, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose be time for another joke!
Posted by: blue girl | January 04, 2008 at 02:46 PM
Why do moose have such big antlers?
For better radio reception. They're moosic lovers.
Posted by: blue girl | January 04, 2008 at 02:47 PM
This should be naughty enough for Jennifer:
Q: How can you tell if a guy like Moosehead beer?
A: By the antler marks on his thighs.
Also, what's a moose's favourite 50's pinup girl?
Elke Sommer.
J'ai vaincu!
Posted by: Mendacious D | January 04, 2008 at 02:53 PM
Naughty enough?? I seem to have gotten a bad rap....
And I even knew who Elke Sommer was without the help of Wikipedia, but extra points for the pun.
However... you've overcome nothing Mr. MenD!!!
Posted by: Jennifer | January 04, 2008 at 03:02 PM
AG takes one vacation since like November and the world fall's apart?
There will be no winners until 15 January or after. RoD rules. We just roll that way.
We also have Plover's entry. Shore bird had dinner with AG the other night and pictures and tastings were done. Monkey Boy: Game on. (K-unit, did you get UC's message?!! I am sooo sad and you get a whole day when I come out for Blogher. AG feels soooo bad!!)
Has Midniter's or Chuckles come yet?!! God dammit.
AG wants to win a prize. Can I ban Billy Pilgrim and eat a chili dog and win? Speaking of which, BP we had chili in San Fran!!!!
Posted by: Adorable Girlfriend | January 04, 2008 at 03:43 PM
I got the message AG, and it's totally cool! I am just glad you guys got out last night, because SFO is CRAZY today!
I was actually leaving SF when I got the message and then my phone died after I heard "We're at Mel's Diner" which is of course so easy for me to get to, so then I felt bad. But I was relieved to get home a listen to the rest! And now I have UC's voice saved on my cell phone!!!
Top that SINK LETTUCE!!
Looking forward to Blogher adventures AG. :)
Posted by: Kathleen | January 04, 2008 at 03:52 PM
There's this guy, Wayne, from Maine that my friends kids like who tells of the day the moose got loose... In Moosachusetts.
Posted by: mdhatter | January 04, 2008 at 04:39 PM
oh AG I just read your post about the flight home! I can't comment at ROD, but I am so sorry! That suxxors.
Posted by: Kathleen | January 04, 2008 at 05:10 PM
I have had Team Chicago shortbread, and it is DELICIOUS. It's like a tiny Second Coming of Jesus on your taste buds.
Posted by: Jewben | January 04, 2008 at 05:12 PM