It seems like just yesterday when you were wishing for me. It seems like just yesterday when you were cheering my arrival with blog trumpets and fanfares. And now... you say you've grown weary. You say you've moved beyond me and want to spend some time with something called, "Rain" and "Grass".
I don't understand!!! You LOVE ME! You said so yourself! You even have a category entitled, "I Still Love Snow"!!! And yet, you say you've tired of me... I thought maybe I had become too mundane so what did I do? I made every snowflake different just for YOU!!! And still... you frown. I thought the frown might be due to the yellows and grays that I've become so what did I do? I put down 3 new inches of my white loveliness. I can't have you looking at my bad side and still, you scowl! Surely you're not scowling at ME!?!??!
I won't HAVE THAT!! We are meant for each other! We have been since you were a little girl!!! Why else do you think you were born in a place known as the *Buckle on the Snowbelt*?!?! HUH?!!!@@!1
You know, I don't care what you think or what you say. I'm not leaving. Winter is not over yet and from what I recall, there have been plenty of big snows in spring!!! Moowaahahaha!!!! No!! I'll nevah leave! NEVAH!!!!
Yours for eternity,